Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Jan 11, 2010 12:28:33 pm PST #805 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

"I'm shocked to discover gambling is going on in this establishment!" "Your winnings, Sir."


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2010 12:30:28 pm PST #806 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh. I moused over your link and saw something about baseball, and knew what story you were linking to.


Jesse - Jan 11, 2010 12:33:42 pm PST #807 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh man -- my coworker, who is going on maternity leave next month, just had a candidate reject her job offer. After waiting weeks for HR to call the references. Man!


Trudy Booth - Jan 11, 2010 12:35:25 pm PST #808 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The typing class was on IBM Selectric typewriters, which pretty much spoiled me for every single keyboard I've used since then.

Bliss. Oh bliss.

An older friend made me swear to him I would take typing so I wouldn't have to suffer like he did in college.

My mom wouldn't let me take typing in high school (I believe the phrase "over my dead body" was uttered), due to some amorphous feminist principles. This has led, over the years, to my developing rapid 2-finger typing.

My Mother refused to learn to type in High School. She was the only girl on the student council and they thought she should take care of the minutes. It was like the fish thing. She didn't have a problem when I wanted to because of the whole "its a different time" thing. Which always made sense to me.

I can't remember ever having learned touch typing in school, which is odd because from 7th grade on there was always at least one computer-related class, and we definitely had Mavis Beacon typing tests. But I have no idea when or where I learned concepts like "home keys."

Pretty sure those are in the Mavis Beacon exercises or tutorials or whatever they call them.

What do you do when you erroneously receive an email filled with personal details? Do you respond saying, dude, you've got the wrong email address? Or do you just delete it?

From a stranger? I replied with "you've got the wrong person". If it was someone I knew? Oh lordy, depends on the details I guess.


javachik - Jan 11, 2010 12:41:44 pm PST #809 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Cashmere, that's what I said on Twitter. Only I said, "here are your HRs, sir." GMTA!


Cashmere - Jan 11, 2010 12:42:33 pm PST #810 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I just saw that, java. Ha!


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2010 12:46:08 pm PST #811 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In case ita hasn't seen this: David Beckham Shirtless: Soccer Star Shows Groin, Thighs And New Tattoo (PHOTOS)


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2010 12:49:30 pm PST #812 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 12:50:05 pm PST #813 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't (currently) have shirtless.provocateuse.com, you know. But I do see a nice hands pic there I might grab when I get home...


sarameg - Jan 11, 2010 1:20:03 pm PST #814 of 30001

OMg, for a day I spent the whole thing in meetings, such a clusterfuck.