Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor?

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 11:00:56 am PST #794 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks for the link, smonster. Now it's just about setting aside the time to do it justice.

I use math shorthand in my note taking. So things like ∃ and ∀ pop up here and there. Mrs. Shaw would be so proud...

Okay, back to the damned migration mapping. It's kicking my ass.


Fred Pete - Jan 11, 2010 11:12:18 am PST #795 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I also took typing in high school. Class was about 2/3 female, if memory serves. And my parents gave me a typewriter for a graduation present.

Came in real, real handy at college in the (pre-word processing) early '80s, when I didn't have to pay anyone to type my papers, including an 80-page honors thesis (double-spaced) that went through several drafts. By the time I finished that thesis, I was doing at least 80 words a minute.


Calli - Jan 11, 2010 11:14:08 am PST #796 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I took typing in junior high. It was on manual typewriters, though, so even today I use about six times the force needed on my computer keyboard. When I was temping I managed ~100 wpm. This is why I like communicating via email at work. I can type as fast as I can speak (if not faster), and I have a trail of who said/did/committed to what.


SuziQ - Jan 11, 2010 11:20:43 am PST #797 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I took typing my senior year of high school. After a double period lunch. Ended up cutting class a bunch, but as long as we could pass the tests, keeping our word count up, the teacher didn't care much. I find myself setting up in home position whenever I start typing or when I stop to think about what I'm going to write.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 11:29:01 am PST #798 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can tell I depend on home position when I type on dilaudid. Because one or both of my hands will slip and my eyes don't check what I'm typing. Enter gibberish. And I'll happily keep clicking away for a while.

Okay, I just achieved a burst of organisational clarity. This document may yet be completed today. Shame I have to do two, and am lacking sufficient inspiration.


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2010 11:32:11 am PST #799 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Novelists Camille Laurens and Marie Darrieussecq at war over ‘theft of dead baby’

France’s notoriously lofty literary world is watching in slack-jawed amazement as the country’s leading female writers lunge at each other with daggers drawn in a ferocious battle about plagiarism.

A tennis metaphor — “ladies’ finals” — has been deployed in a magazine headline to evoke the extraordinary energy being invested by the novelists Camille Laurens and Marie Darrieussecq in the pursuit of revenge for various charges and insults.

Their mutual obsession was reflected in the appearance last week of books by each of them about the feud. One was a studious analysis of literary theft; the other was a thinly veiled fictional account of a novelist who is dropped by her publisher after accusing a young rival of plagiarism.

It all began with the publication of a novel by Darrieussecq in 2007, when she shared a publisher with Laurens. Tom Est Mort (Tom Is Dead) tells the story of a woman whose baby dies shortly after being born.

Laurens, who had lost a baby two hours after his birth and who had written movingly about it in a book called Philippe in 1995, accused Darrieussecq of “psychological plagiarism”, a new term in French letters.

So apparently it's not "word-for-word" plagiarism....

Also, 'plagiarism' is spelled weird.


Vortex - Jan 11, 2010 11:39:59 am PST #800 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I took typing in high school. I sort of touch type, but make a lot of mistakes in the beginning, then get better as I continue to type. Oddly, when I am touch typing, I sometimes find myself spelling things phonetically.

I would have like to have learned shorthand, it would be handy in meetings, and would have dealt with the guy in my old job who always wanted to borrow my notes after a meeting. I was like "dude, this isn't college, handle your own business".


Connie Neil - Jan 11, 2010 11:42:39 am PST #801 of 30001
brillig

I loved the Selectric. Such a sweet machine. I still have the manual Smith Corona I took to college. When the power goes out, I'll still be typing. At the height of my speed, I was at 92 wpm. I'm down to 60 now. Most of my jobs I can lay at the feet of the Business Typing class I took in high school.


Theodosia - Jan 11, 2010 11:53:48 am PST #802 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I think I took touch-typing three times before it "stuck". I realize now that I don't spell subvocally as I type so much as spell the words out with memorized finger-taps -- I only have to slow down in order to spell out uncommon words (like 'subvocally').

The letters are worn off most of my iBook's keyboard, which makes it troublesome for some people to use, I've noticed.


Cashmere - Jan 11, 2010 12:02:20 pm PST #803 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I took typing in high school. Figured I'd need it at some point. I touch type ok. Not well enough to be considered good but I can type my own work fast enough. DH still types with two fingers. My kids will probably only learn to type with their thumbs.

So Owen reads at 3rd grade level. He really is a buffista baby. His IEP meeting went pretty well. Teacher is on notice about evil classmate.