No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2010 5:22:52 am PST #5339 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

I collect links to bizarre niche blogs. This one takes the cake for sheer randomness. Selleck Waterfall Sandwich delivers exactly what it says -a collection of images all combining actor Tom Selleck and a sandwich on a background featuring a waterfall. The site even has a theme song, if you can call it a song. The picture here stars a Spam sandwich. >[link]


Jesse - Feb 01, 2010 5:28:21 am PST #5340 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aw, now I'm watching Bonnie Hunt on, and Jane Kaczmarek is on talking about her divorce. Sad. She recommends Brad Whitford as a partner.


Aims - Feb 01, 2010 5:30:58 am PST #5341 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'll take him!


Frankenbuddha - Feb 01, 2010 5:32:27 am PST #5342 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hey, the beer comes from California; talk to the haters out there to figure out why they deprive us of the magic beer for part of the year!

The problem is they brew a limited batch once a year. Plus then your local store needs to get a supply of it in. This is why I start looking for the beer around November and pick up a case for the season. I think I have about a six pack or so left (I go in on a few cases with a friend, and he keeps them stored for me, so I don't know the exact number at this point).


Jesse - Feb 01, 2010 5:33:21 am PST #5343 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Um, Aims, I think you might want to check in with your current partner first. I mean, just logistically.


§ ita § - Feb 01, 2010 5:34:00 am PST #5344 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I, on the other hand, have no current partner.


Gudanov - Feb 01, 2010 5:34:19 am PST #5345 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Um, Aims, I think you might want to check in with your current partner first. I mean, just logistically.

Maybe he gets to have a spare too, just to keep everything even.


msbelle - Feb 01, 2010 5:39:38 am PST #5346 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

scattered and unable to focus this morning. My mess of a desk is probably not helping. Will get on that now - papers into folders!

ION - I went to get blood taken this morning and it was less than 5 minutes, fastest thing ever. Still people sticking me with needles and taking my blood.


Aims - Feb 01, 2010 5:42:04 am PST #5347 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

He totally gets a spare, too. And if he can get Jane, it'll work out beautifully. I've come to learn that Joe has a THING for very tall women of a certain age. His top 3 celebrity crushes are Jane Kaczmarez, Allison Janney, and Felicity Huffman.


Jesse - Feb 01, 2010 5:48:12 am PST #5348 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And if he can get Jane, it'll work out beautifully.

That would be super convenient! And dimple-y.