Gud gets it.
Actually, I was hoping that someone didn't know that, but could figure it out by the latitude-only thing....
Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.
Oz ,'First Date'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 29, 2010 11:50:48 am PST #4955 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Jan 29, 2010 11:52:34 am PST #4956 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I guessed it. Not the submarine name, just the location.
Ugh. Didn't break the headache. Am online with work anyway. Maybe I'll try another rest period.
Steph L. - Jan 29, 2010 11:52:36 am PST #4957 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
WTF ad for buses in Cardiff.
That's what happens when you live on a rift.
Kathy A - Jan 29, 2010 11:54:15 am PST #4958 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
That's what happens when you live on a rift.
Hee!
Daisy Jane - Jan 29, 2010 11:55:18 am PST #4959 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I love that that ad seems to boil down to "Busses are neat because you meet people, like my wife, who is dead..."
It shouldn't be funny, and yet here I am, making embarrassing noises at work.
tommyrot - Jan 29, 2010 11:55:49 am PST #4960 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
From The Onion:
Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger
CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn't do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud. "He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of readers," said hot-shot English professor David Clarke, who is just like the rest of them, and even works at one of those crumby schools that rich people send their kids to so they don't have to look at them for four years. "There will never be another voice like his." Which is exactly the lousy kind of goddamn thing that people say, because really it could mean lots of things, or nothing at all even, and it's just a perfect example of why you should never tell anybody anything.
Dana - Jan 29, 2010 11:56:39 am PST #4961 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I guessed it. Not the submarine name, just the location.
Me too. It was kind of like being on QI.
Daisy Jane - Jan 29, 2010 11:57:58 am PST #4962 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
From The Onion:
That. Is. Perfect.
msbelle - Jan 29, 2010 11:58:22 am PST #4963 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
it really is.
Hil R. - Jan 29, 2010 12:19:10 pm PST #4964 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Why the hell were Phelps's whackaloons protesting Fiddler on the Roof?
1. It's about Jews, who are going to hell. 2. Tevye is being played by Harvey Fierstein, who is gay, and thus going to hell. 3. Therefore, everybody involved is going to hell.