Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Jan 29, 2010 10:06:24 am PST #4926 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My boss is liberal about it, but company makes her fill out a billion forms to allow me to do anything. VPN requires a lot of paperwork, so I don't ask to work from home.

OH HOLY GOD, now they've sent a power point presentation for the designers to make graphics out of!


javachik - Jan 29, 2010 10:08:26 am PST #4927 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I want to go to there.

I love you, Jess.


Ginger - Jan 29, 2010 10:09:50 am PST #4928 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Did you know that some people are proposing that we send people to Mars... to stay? For the rest of their lives?

Where do I sign up?


Daisy Jane - Jan 29, 2010 10:10:43 am PST #4929 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ha! They made a point of saying they were sending over font files as well.

This font they apparently had to send us? Helvetica.


Jesse - Jan 29, 2010 10:11:51 am PST #4930 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Boss has just said it's okay! Oh, god I'm outie, as my sister would say.

That's excellent. Not the reason, of course.


erikaj - Jan 29, 2010 10:13:35 am PST #4931 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

10 out of 12 on the politics quiz...Thank you, Keith and Rachel. One day I'll get fired from someplace because either Yemen(Friends) or propane(KOTH) will make me laugh at something I shouldn't. The NFL is(are?) being greedy killjoys and quite possibly Worst. Persons. In the Worlld! And I don't follow football...just, like, suits suck.


Calli - Jan 29, 2010 10:23:09 am PST #4932 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

OH HOLY GOD, now they've sent a power point presentation for the designers to make graphics out of!

That's what, all of 150 ppi? What possible problem you could have getting that ready for a print publication of 300 ppi or better?

This font they apparently had to send us? Helvetica.

If they'd sent you this it might have been more forgivable: [link]

In short, I feel your pain.


Daisy Jane - Jan 29, 2010 10:30:51 am PST #4933 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think we may have the right assets now. I don't know that we do, because I can't open them (don't have PS & they won't install it for me because a)contractor 7 b) not a designer. But, I do think it would be helpful if I could nip silly shit in the bud before it got any further.

I'm pretty sure dude just thought I could throw that puppy up on the web and it would look fine @@.


sarameg - Jan 29, 2010 10:45:37 am PST #4934 of 30001

You know, I could be embarrassed that my boss handed me two tampons that fell out of my pocket, but I just can't be bothered...


Jessica - Jan 29, 2010 10:46:54 am PST #4935 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

WTF ad for buses in Cardiff.