The obvious solution is to invade Canada.
Totes! They have lakes you can drive on in Winter. And, um... maple candy.
We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!
Wash ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 29, 2010 8:13:58 am PST #4908 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 29, 2010 8:14:02 am PST #4909 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm all for it. Annexing several million voters whose conservatives tend to be left of our center, and who hold hockey in higher regard than football, would suit me just fine.
Sue - Jan 29, 2010 8:15:50 am PST #4910 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Get off my lawn, people!
Daisy Jane - Jan 29, 2010 8:16:46 am PST #4911 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
"I guess I'm going to Yemen! Can I stay with you?"
I think it was "When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?" That episode could not be made these days.
Aims - Jan 29, 2010 8:16:49 am PST #4912 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Hey! You need to be saved from your superfluous "u" using ways, HEATHEN!!
Sue - Jan 29, 2010 8:18:27 am PST #4913 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Hey! You need to be saved from your superfluous "u" using ways, HEATHEN!!
Superfluous!! Absolutely necessary.
Gudanov - Jan 29, 2010 8:18:47 am PST #4914 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Get off my lawn, people!
Don't worry, it won't happen because the Republicans don't want more blue states and the Democrats are wimps.
I remember Yemen because of TDS Sad-Libs.
Daisy Jane - Jan 29, 2010 8:24:30 am PST #4915 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Sorry, ita. I feel for you. There are people here who feel that if it's online, it's my job, which...sorta, but just because we, say, sell games online does not mean I am "in charge of games."
Other slight work rant. There's a girl here who was contracted slightly after me. Young pretty thing that I have been trying to not get irritated with.
For some reason she is working my nerves this week. I don't know if I'm noticing stuff just now or if I'm irritated by other things and just making this up.
The overeager-looking for another word here, something like superlative-"Oh. My. God. That was the best show/cake/movie/whatever EVAR!" and "I thought that was....(waits to see other people's faces), yeah, bad."
tommyrot - Jan 29, 2010 9:01:47 am PST #4916 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
More random history trivia (answers whitefonted):
In what war was the first attempted submarine attack?
A: The American Revolutionary War
In what war was the first successful submarine attack?
A: The American Civil War
Kathy A - Jan 29, 2010 9:09:19 am PST #4917 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Got those two right!!