Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?
'Safe'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 29, 2010 7:37:51 am PST #4880 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Jan 29, 2010 7:37:54 am PST #4881 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
UGH
:P indeed.
I'm not sure how much New Guy intended me to lie for him. He's quite patently not at his desk, and someone just came to look for him because he's missing a meeting he scheduled. I have my best clueless face on, just like I did yesterday when Boss came looking for him an hour after he should have been in.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 29, 2010 7:40:37 am PST #4882 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Maybe NASA needs to start looking into bovine-based lunar transit.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 29, 2010 7:40:49 am PST #4883 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Like, are we talking Chairface Chippendale
Hearts Teppy
Clown Fail
Jebus! Who decided dressing up as Pennywise for kids birthday parties was a good idea?
tommyrot - Jan 29, 2010 7:41:34 am PST #4884 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Why has New Guy not been fired yet? Is he sleeping with the boss? Does he have incriminating info/photos of the boss?
Kathy A - Jan 29, 2010 7:42:24 am PST #4885 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Bottlenose dolphins go fishing, as narrated by David Attenborough.
§ ita § - Jan 29, 2010 7:49:21 am PST #4886 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why has New Guy not been fired yet?
Too far into the project to get a new project manager.
Daisy Jane - Jan 29, 2010 7:50:11 am PST #4887 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I heard about the "Who Dat?" issue yesterday from some family. That's the most tone deaf thing I can imagine.
The version in Hil's song is the one that we chant. Though it's hilarious to listen to my cousin's son do it, because he asks it as if it is a question.
He's also the one who asked after one of our regular season losses (TB I think) "Is everyone sad because they lost the ball?" Kara:"Yes. They lost the ball." Beau:"Can I get them a new one?"
Daisy Jane - Jan 29, 2010 7:50:59 am PST #4888 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Too far into the project to get a new project manager.
Though it says something that you know the reason he's not gone. How long is the project?
Calli - Jan 29, 2010 7:53:47 am PST #4889 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
the Pew Political Quiz
I missed one. I thought we'd lost more service members in Iraq this past year than in Afganistan.