ION, I hate it when hipster zombies fart so hard shit, PBR and iPod nanos get in your hair.
I now have a new idea for a Halloween costume - the "victim of a hipster zombie attack."
Simon: You're out of your mind. Early: That's between me and my mind.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 27, 2010 6:59:04 am PST #4362 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Jan 27, 2010 7:00:29 am PST #4363 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I so want to go home at lunch.
And you should.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 27, 2010 7:00:40 am PST #4364 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
The thing I find confusing about hipsters is that they sort of look like my friends and I (who were very uncool) in the eighties. So I meet them and think they are going to be nice geeky people and then I realize that they are not. They did seem to bring back fitted pants for men, so I will give them that.
I also feel about chicken how tommy feel about cows.
flea - Jan 27, 2010 7:00:58 am PST #4365 of 30001
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I was once chased by a herd of cows, on a hill, in the woods, in Sicily. Cows are terrifying at speed, let me say.
I have never been chased by a herd of hispters, but I suppose if I could figure out the right thing to shout in a rock club or the local vegetarian restaurant I might be some day; this town has 'em in spades.
§ ita § - Jan 27, 2010 7:03:05 am PST #4366 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
On the upside, it's Hump Day and Leverage and Psych night. If I can survive that long.
Hil R. - Jan 27, 2010 7:03:26 am PST #4367 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I have never been chased by a herd of hispters, but I suppose if I could figure out the right thing to shout in a rock club or the local vegetarian restaurant I might be some day; this town has 'em in spades.
Go into a vegan restaurant and accuse someone of being a welfarist. Sparks will fly. It could be fun!
DavidS - Jan 27, 2010 7:04:59 am PST #4368 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I was once chased by a herd of cows, on a hill, in the woods, in Sicily. Cows are terrifying at speed, let me say.
I am such a bad person that I am amused imagining the look on your face as you ran in mortal terror from Sicilian cows.
ChiKat - Jan 27, 2010 7:06:10 am PST #4369 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh well, better to abandon this whole "moral code" thing rather that risk feeling guilty about eating bacon
I can totally get behind this.
flea - Jan 27, 2010 7:06:33 am PST #4370 of 30001
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My face did not betray my terror. I am from New England; we are cool under pressure.
Scrappy - Jan 27, 2010 7:08:52 am PST #4371 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
To myself, I define a hipster as someone who has no other aim than to be cool but won't admit it.
The DH left today for a week-long motorcycle trip around Texas. It's his first long solo trip and I going to work hard on not being worried about him all week.