Failbooking has eated my brain!
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Juliebird - Jan 26, 2010 1:30:56 pm PST #4266 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
sarameg - Jan 26, 2010 1:35:55 pm PST #4267 of 30001
Man, my January is ending eerily similar to how it started: postponed dental appt, headcold, cramps and spilled tomato soup. I'm thinking it is all really unnecessary.
flea - Jan 26, 2010 1:43:16 pm PST #4268 of 30001
information libertarian
spilled tomato soup
This seems like it's a euphemism for something.
Skinny jeans are NOBODY's friend. Okay, that cute punky 3rd grader I see sometimes, but NOBODY ELSE.
sarameg - Jan 26, 2010 1:51:21 pm PST #4269 of 30001
This seems like it's a euphemism for something.
Seems like, but no, I managed to shake a box of soup without the lid firmly attached and spray soup on the wall. Twice.
Kat - Jan 26, 2010 2:13:42 pm PST #4270 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
You know what I wish? That there was a pneumatic tube between our house and daycare. It's RAINY and I just don't want to go outside.
Calli - Jan 26, 2010 2:13:56 pm PST #4271 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Amy - Jan 26, 2010 2:17:34 pm PST #4272 of 30001
Because books.
Unhappy Hipsters
"He is sad because his house looks like an elementary school. And all the children have died."
I think you like it just the right amount, Calli. That's fantastic.
Polter-Cow - Jan 26, 2010 2:18:59 pm PST #4273 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
There are some pretty good ones. Hee.
megan walker - Jan 26, 2010 2:19:32 pm PST #4274 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I like this more than I probably should.
If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Sue - Jan 26, 2010 3:16:11 pm PST #4275 of 30001
hip deep in pie
You know what I wish? That there was a pneumatic tube between our house and daycare. It's RAINY and I just don't want to go outside.
I was wishing this about work and home the other day.