Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!

'Sleeper'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 25, 2010 6:45:32 am PST #3989 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

In more cheerful news, the Shiba Inus are plump morsels!


Steph L. - Jan 25, 2010 6:46:15 am PST #3990 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Haggis Allowed In The U.S. After 21-Year Ban

Oh my god, my brother is going to be SO happy!


DebetEsse - Jan 25, 2010 6:47:58 am PST #3991 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

unless Unitarians baptize

Not generally (insert congregational disclaimer). Heck, it my congregation, all you have to do is sign the book. And you get a pin and a carnation. No classes or anything. I believe that some congregations have a more involved process.

Musical Theatre theology ftw! Godspell, Joseph, and JC Superstar.


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2010 6:48:44 am PST #3992 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Marilyn Monroe's Panties Inspire Retro Lingerie Line

The famous photo of Marilyn Monroe's dress flying up while she stood atop a subway grate has inspired a new line of undies, WWD reports. Protec-Style Lingerie will offer the Marilyn panty in black, white and beige made from its patented Mystex fabric, a polyester microfiber that is absorbent and stain resistent. It's also anti-bacterial, anti-fungal and antiviral.

"Antiviral"?

Protec-Style President Linda Lord told WWD, "I felt there was a need for something between a glamour garment and a disposable garment, and I couldn't find anything on the market. The woman who wears it must feel flattered by its comfort and durability."

"The woman who wears it must feel flattered by its comfort and durability"? I wonder if they send detectives around to interview women wearing the undies... "Ma'am, do you feel flattered by your underwear's comfort and durability? No? Then no Marlyn's undies for you!"


sarameg - Jan 25, 2010 6:49:04 am PST #3993 of 30001

Pretty sure I need to reschedule my dentist appt. AGAIN. At this rate, no way I can breathe just through my nose in 2 days time.

2 damned colds in less than a month.

And I'd go home except I'm backup to 3 people. Ahahaha.


Jessica - Jan 25, 2010 6:50:04 am PST #3994 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Haggis = TEH AWESOME.

(Though the Guardian story doesn't quite get the details right - technically the ban on sheep offal was only for human consumption and I think it was only the lungs which were in contention, since kidneys and tripe are trendy restaurant food. This is still excellent news.)


Theodosia - Jan 25, 2010 6:53:43 am PST #3995 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I was decluttering and found a newspaper dated 2/17/2001. Above-the-fold headline was about bombing Baghdad... and I did a second take as to the date. Yep, Bush actually bombed Iraq just months into his regime.


Gudanov - Jan 25, 2010 6:54:22 am PST #3996 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I'm proud of my little guy. When he was given his allowance this weekend, without prompting, he decided to donate it to Haiti relief. My little girl already donates to a local animal shelter on a regular basis, again without prompting. They're such good kids.


tommyrot - Jan 25, 2010 6:56:32 am PST #3997 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yep, Bush actually bombed Iraq just months into his regime.

That was for a violation of the "No-fly" zone, right? Iraqis were using helicopters in the no-fly zone to attack Kurdish rebels. I think.

I'm proud of my little guy. When he was given his allowance this weekend, without prompting, he decided to donate it to Haiti relief. My little girl already donates to a local animal shelter on a regular basis, again without prompting. They're such good kids.

Awww....


Jesse - Jan 25, 2010 6:57:01 am PST #3998 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aw, kids-of-Gud.

I just got a call and email from my former dentist. I don't think I have dental coverage up here, but oh well.