This must be how Hec feels when people post about cats.
Why does Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle" make me cry?
Doesn't everyone?
No, because I picture the scene from Family Guy where Peter and Chris are camping, and they have this touching father-son moment, and the trees start singing "Cat's in the Cradle," and then the campfire rages out of control and lights a singing tree on fire and it bellows, and it's way funnier than it should be.
Ah, the good old days when Family Guy was funny.