Jeez, Cash. I feel very, very sorry for little E, having to deal with a mother who gets that obsessive. Can you imagine what it's going to be like for her when she starts school?
Also, you were far more polite with Crazy-Cakes than I would have been.
I am thinking that this mom will not do well when the daughter starts dating. Poor girl.
The obsession with hair makes me laugh a little, only because as a child I REALLY REALLY want long hair, and I consistantly had short hair because my mom wouldn't let me have long hair until I could brush and care for it myself. She didn't have time as a single working mom, and I would get these horrible mats. And when my grandma did it, she would whack me with the brush for crying when it hurt!
F - Gwen Stefani
C - Nancy Sinatry
M - Shirley Manson
Why? Because when Shirley was asked how she felt about men giving oral sex, she said "My philosophy is 'get down, get busy, or get the fuck out'"
Cashmere, I admire the hell out of you for just being straightforward with her like that.
BUT a little while later she sat down next to me and "suggested" that I might want to give Olivia one less birthday gift and remind her at her party, that that money was spent fixing E's hair, rather than on another birthday gift.
Crazy people should not breed. I swear to Christ.
F - Paul Rudd, C - Patrick Demspsey, M - Pierce Brosnan.
Definitely M Pierce Brosnan, since I've been in love with him since I was 12 and he appreciates a woman with curves. I could take or leave the other 2