Sue, thank you for that link to Sleep Talkin' Man. I've spent most of the evening, as Hec can attest, weeping from sheer exhaustion and work rage, and that blog is the most awe-inspiring thing I've seen all week. Sadly, all the most tagline-worthy mumblings of the sleep husband are decidedly not safe for work. But it's just so nice to cry from laughter for a change. Seriously. I owe you.
It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - Jan 08, 2010 5:53:23 pm PST #352 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Burrell - Jan 08, 2010 5:56:34 pm PST #353 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Burrell, church tomorrow on?
Yes, Kat, count us in.
brenda m - Jan 08, 2010 6:04:57 pm PST #354 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
You know, I didn't click on the link at work when it was posted but did a search to pull it up once I got home (what can I say? I click on ita's links too).
It turns out, a Natter search for "labia" turns up a rather surprising number of hits.
Jesse - Jan 08, 2010 6:08:44 pm PST #355 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm not that surprised.
brenda m - Jan 08, 2010 6:11:09 pm PST #356 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Dude, this thread only opened this morning.
Yeah, okay.
Jesse - Jan 08, 2010 6:11:40 pm PST #357 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hee.
Connie Neil - Jan 08, 2010 6:18:24 pm PST #358 of 30001
brillig
Hubby thinks Sleep Talking Man's wife is cruel and should get him a C-pap machine already so he can get proper oxygen to his brain. I think he's afraid I'll start taking notes.
I must say, Hubby's come out with some nasty remarks to me in his sleep. I don't tell him most of them.
Nicole - Jan 08, 2010 6:23:33 pm PST #359 of 30001
I'm getting the pig!
I wish Mike would say more crazy stuff rather than just snoring. Then I could have a fun blog!
ION, I am seriously baffled over here. I sent a friend a recipe that calls for 4 (4 ounce) fillets of grouper. He just wrote me to ask if that means 4 ounces total for all 4 fillets or per fillet. Seriously???!? Yes, Brian, each person just gets served 1 ounce of fish. With a ritz cracker, because that makes it classy.
Some people. Geez.
brenda m - Jan 08, 2010 6:23:53 pm PST #360 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Having no context on Sleep Talking Man, I can only add that a C-PAP doesn't necesarily end cruelty. Or perhaps it's only my family where my father putting on the C-pap resulted in a chorus of Pigs in Spaaaaace!
beth b - Jan 08, 2010 6:59:13 pm PST #361 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Sleep talking man make me laugh
a lot