Hey, I have a female first cousin who's not quite married yet.... t /schemes
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
THAT would be awesome.
That wall paper was wrong. OH! Speaking of wrong: Did I mention my brother gave dad a "wall of dick" for Xmas? He went trolling on the internet and got all the good images of phalluses painted on buildings in Bhutan and tastefully printed them out (it's a good luck thing there. You can also visit a particular monastery there and get whacked by a wooden phallus for fertility. I demurred.) Anyway, kind of hilarious. And my fault, according to my SIL, since I mentioned the whole deal.
Did I mention my brother gave dad a "wall of dick" for Xmas?
He could have just gotten that wallpaper!!
I swears I was only watching What A Girl Wants for the Colin Firth dancing around in the leather pants scene (SO HOT). He's danced, I've drooled, so now - why am I still watching?!?
Bhutanese phalluses painted on buildings are better than that wallpaper. I had to phrase that carefully.
He could have just gotten that wallpaper!!
Seriously!
Bhutanese phalluses painted on buildings are better than that wallpaper. I had to phrase that carefully.
HA!
My plumber is still MIA. I wonder if I can go to Lowes, find the part I need and fix this shit. Seriously.
I'd be sore tempted, then bill the landlord time and parts. He can hit up the plumber. Sheesh.
YAY new thread
And does it look vaguely phallic to any of you?
not so much with the vaguely
For dinner, I looked at the meal I should have cooked, thought Fuck it, and am eating an package of TJ's Beef, Bean, and Cheese dip for dinner.
With Pico De Gallo sauce on it, for the veggies.
comfort food FTW
What if the internet wrote genesis instead? It's like reading what my students write.
Also, so done with waiting. I think I'm going to get Noah ready for bed without a bath.