Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.

'Safe'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 17, 2010 7:26:31 am PDT #29789 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Balloon Dog, aka Anti-gravity dog.


Sparky1 - May 17, 2010 7:30:19 am PDT #29790 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

A professor just called me to ask me to explain the Elena Kagan joke that SNL did over the weekend.


smonster - May 17, 2010 7:31:53 am PDT #29791 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Good luck in the discussion with your boss, msbelle. I know you're decluttering and moving, but I saw these plates and thought of you. [link]

Happy anniversary, DJ! I hope the trip home is smooth and uneventful.


Strix - May 17, 2010 7:37:01 am PDT #29792 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

January to April 1993, Vortex, in Earl'S Court, doing the MO-London exchange with the U of London.


Tom Scola - May 17, 2010 7:37:51 am PDT #29793 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

NBC upfronts: [link]


Vortex - May 17, 2010 7:38:13 am PDT #29794 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

A professor just called me to ask me to explain the Elena Kagan joke that SNL did over the weekend.

Did you tell him that you're a librarian, not a comedy writer.


Vortex - May 17, 2010 7:41:24 am PDT #29795 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

January to April 1993, Vortex, in Earl'S Court, doing the MO-London exchange with the U of London.

Oh, i didn't get there until September.


Zenkitty - May 17, 2010 7:41:25 am PDT #29796 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Seems I won't be watching NBC this fall. Not a single thing on their line-up appeals to me.

ignores NBC sobbing in the corner


Kathy A - May 17, 2010 7:42:13 am PDT #29797 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Did you tell him that you're a librarian, not a comedy writer.

Why did I just hear that in my head as if said by McCoy on Star Trek?


Jessica - May 17, 2010 7:45:21 am PDT #29798 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

banishes Parks And Recreation to midseason

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!