This is the woman boss, who has a teenage daughter and sits on various high school advisory councils and thus spends much of her free time assaulted by emoticons. I'm sure she will just roll her eyes right out of her head, grit her teeth, and sign the damn thing.

I can't decide whether it makes it worse or better that this is actually not an emoticon but a hand-drawn smiley.

Gah.

I don't think this guy knows that I can't switch the graphic on one of his pages because THAT PAGE NO LONGER EXISTS.

We have also started a regular Wednesday meeting which I am in charge of that is not just herding cats, it's herding feral cats while someone is spraying them with a hose and they've just eaten a bag of catnip-each.

Finally I have to update 10 lists that use SQL which I do not know. Therefore the rest of my afternoon will be spent painstakingly copying and pasting numbers into lines of code and hoping to christ that nothing gets moved or deleted or repeated or added because I won't know the difference. At least if I'm mucking around in HTML, I know enough to know if something is off.

This is my day. How is everyone else's?

I can't decide whether it makes it worse or better that this is actually not an emoticon but a hand-drawn smiley.

Dude. That's some serious obliviousness. Might as well have written LOL on the damn thing.

I'm waiting to start a conference call with subcontractors so they can tell us how doing something they agreed to do a year ago will be impossible, and by the way, the fact that we have documentation showing they agreed to do it in no way suggests that they can get it done.

Not that I'm cynical. Or bitter. Or wishing I could drink scotch at 3:25 pm on a work day.

Well, "loose motions" sure didn't mean what I thought it meant...

I have a query that doesn't make sense, and it's all my fault. 2+2 is just not adding up for me. Damned subqueries. That is my day. That and being spoken to pissily by the New Guy. He doesn't like when I redline his documents. I don't like when he sends them outside the team wrong. But I'm moving on. Now I want to ask him why his voicemail received indicator has been on for weeks, and how he knows when new mail comes in. Just need to frame it right.

ita, the more I hear about New Guy, the more I wonder how long it will be before he's Fired Guy.

Now I want to ask him why his voicemail received indicator has been on for weeks, and how he knows when new mail comes in.

I swear at least a quarter of the people I work with have this going on. I don't get it.

Granted, you have to jump through hoops to delete voicemails around here, but still.

I can't decide whether it makes it worse or better that this is actually not an emoticon but a hand-drawn smiley.

Dude. That's some serious obliviousness. Might as well have written LOL on the damn thing.

Man, on another board, where someone objected to the use of the word "rape" metaphorically (like, "I got raped by that parking ticket!"), due to having been actually raped, someone else replied (and I'm paraphrasing, although the ASSCAPS are as the person used them) with "I have freedom of speech so if I want to use RAPE then I'll use RAPE as often as I want and I don't care if you don't like it when I say RAPE. LOL!"

And -- completely ignoring what a rude, tacky-ass bitch she was being -- all I could really think was, why the damn "LOL"? I mean, she may have actually been laughing out loud as she typed, but it SO undermined the perceived "gotcha" of her response.

adidas Originals x Star Wars Spring/Summer 2010 Preview

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