The Onion, of course.
We should congratulate the Onion for apparently outwitting a dolphin.
Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?
'Trash'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - May 14, 2010 4:50:24 am PDT #29397 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
tommyrot - May 14, 2010 4:52:10 am PDT #29398 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We should congratulate the Onion for apparently outwitting a dolphin.
bt, have you seen this Onion article?
Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land
msbelle - May 14, 2010 4:52:45 am PDT #29399 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
So what started all the drama with mac last night was that he traded his video iPod yesterday. that means 1) he took his iPod to school 2) he lied to me about having something other than school stuff in his bag.
Then there is the matter that what he traded for is a fake iPod Touch and doesn't actually work. Something he had not figured out, but that I pointed out to him.
Therapist and I were very proud of him telling us about the trade, there was no punishment coming. I was ignoring #1 & 2 (outwardly, in my head I was all ragey). We offered ideas on possibly trading back, but also explained the possibility that the friend would not trade back and that the iPod may be gone.
Sparky1 - May 14, 2010 4:55:32 am PDT #29400 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
Oh, mac. You silly noodle.
I'm glad he told you, msbelle.
tommyrot - May 14, 2010 4:57:23 am PDT #29401 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The 19 Most Hilariously Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Covers
Check out #11 - Tino has an album!
Someare sorta NSFW, although all naughty bits are pixelized.
Amy - May 14, 2010 4:57:38 am PDT #29402 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, mac. Good on him for telling, though. That's a big step.
Jessica - May 14, 2010 5:02:45 am PDT #29403 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Lee - May 14, 2010 5:04:11 am PDT #29404 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'm glad there has been progress, msbelle.
Stay Safe, Fay!
I've been awake since 4:00. Today is already too long.
tommyrot - May 14, 2010 5:09:32 am PDT #29405 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Barbie laptops deploy American cute off the coast of Korea
The smart folks at Samsung know that, despite whiz-bang new technology, classics always win, so they recently unveiled the X170 Barbie Special Edition laptop. Available in pink or black, the girly laptop is specifically targeted at the female teenage Korean market.
Measuring just 25.4 millimeters thick and featuring an Intel Core 2 Duo processor, Windows 7 Home Premium, 4 gigabytes of RAM and a massive 500 gigabyte harddrive, the U.S.-icon-laden device is ready to cutify all of Asia. The Samsung's ode to American teenage glam will soon go on sale for 1,400,000 Korean won ($1,238) here.
tommyrot - May 14, 2010 5:48:37 am PDT #29406 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.