I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - May 13, 2010 11:28:32 am PDT #29289 of 30001
Because books.

It's such an apt visual metaphor for parenting.


Connie Neil - May 13, 2010 11:32:25 am PDT #29290 of 30001
brillig

I couldn't watch it for long, I just felt MamaCat's frustration.


Zenkitty - May 13, 2010 11:33:09 am PDT #29291 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

That was funny as shit! Poor kittymama.


Connie Neil - May 13, 2010 11:37:06 am PDT #29292 of 30001
brillig

You could just hear it: "Whee!" "Thomas, stop tha--mutter, mutter, mouth full--stop wiggling--don't you dare, Catherine! Oh, dammit." "Whee!"


Burrell - May 13, 2010 11:51:32 am PDT #29293 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh, that sucks, Theresa.

It's such an apt visual metaphor for parenting.

hee. So funny.


Polter-Cow - May 13, 2010 11:55:49 am PDT #29294 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

A comment on vague Facebook status updates.


Jesse - May 13, 2010 12:04:25 pm PDT #29295 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, Theresa. Sorry so sucky!

I feel like the Facebook privacy shit should bother me more than it does.

Me too! Similarly, I still bank with Citi, even though they are evil.


lcat - May 13, 2010 12:08:03 pm PDT #29296 of 30001
I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

Amy - I'm not a high school teacher but, as the mother of the child who set the school record for the number of days spent in in-school suspension, I know that at our suburban high school of 3,000 students, skipping school always meant in-school suspension - 1 day for each missed class, five days if you skipped an entire day - even for the first offense.


Amy - May 13, 2010 12:14:54 pm PDT #29297 of 30001
Because books.

Thanks, lcat! This is for my book, and I want it to be realistic. My junior higher is totally straight arrow, and my eighteen-year-old ... pretty much just never attended, so my frame of reference is a little skewed.


§ ita § - May 13, 2010 12:16:26 pm PDT #29298 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So, guy at work I've never said more than "Hey" to said hello to me by name today.

Just as I was thinking "No! Don't do that, guy!" he came over and introduced himself. Now, I know exactly who he is, because he does tech support one row over from me, and they're loud, but still.

You must never use people's names until they've been shared with you--and the nameplate on my cube doesn't count, because technically he can't see where I sit from just walking by.

Then again, I'm overly touchy today, because some other guy complimented the colour of my dress and I was taken aback. Upon reflection, hello, wearing the dress, so get over it. Also? Compliment. So relax.

But grumposaurus.