Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theresa - May 13, 2010 10:26:52 am PDT #29245 of 30001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

Thanks Amy. Just kind of in that "Huh" state right now.


msbelle - May 13, 2010 10:27:03 am PDT #29246 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Jaime Barber

bless his heart.


Frankenbuddha - May 13, 2010 10:29:04 am PDT #29247 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Seagull Steals From Lazy Cat

I love how the seagull checks out the cat first. "I'm totally gonna steal your food. You gonna do something about it? No? Good."

The cat almost seems to be going "Go ahead - it's the dog's food."


ChiKat - May 13, 2010 10:29:22 am PDT #29248 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, Theresa, I am so sorry. That's a sucky speech. And as a speech teacher, I can say that with authority.


Cashmere - May 13, 2010 10:30:52 am PDT #29249 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Theresa, that is of the suck.

I hope JZ is ok and her work sitch is not too traumatizing.

I need help for lamb chops. As in, how to prepare them.


ChiKat - May 13, 2010 10:31:41 am PDT #29250 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I need help for lamb chops.

Oh, I can help with those! nom nom nom

As in, how to prepare them.

Oh! Yeah, not in that way.


Scrappy - May 13, 2010 10:32:29 am PDT #29251 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I am sorry, Theresa! If you had put in for FMLA already, though, I think it may be illegal for them to lay you off now.


Theresa - May 13, 2010 10:38:18 am PDT #29252 of 30001
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"

I am sorry, Theresa! If you had put in for FMLA already, though, I think it may be illegal for them to lay you off now.

I thought that too, but then I realized they offered me a different position with the company at a significant reduced salary (although I think legally it would qualify as comparable) so they have a loop hole. No one expects me to take it, but I think that is why it was offered. Bastards.


tommyrot - May 13, 2010 10:39:25 am PDT #29253 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cthulhu Chess Set


Vortex - May 13, 2010 10:41:08 am PDT #29254 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Jamie Bamber Straps on his Guns for More Scifi

mmmmm, he looks like he just got out of the shower after a long night of horizontal activity. come back to bed, sweetie!