I'm finding dogs for my parents. I think they should get this one, but they'd have to change his name since they already have a cat named Sammy - [link]
Aw, check out Phyllis Diller! [link]
Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?
'Safe'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
smonster - May 11, 2010 4:56:27 am PDT #28739 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Jessica - May 11, 2010 4:57:24 am PDT #28740 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Goddamnit, you guys. I don't even want a dog!
smonster - May 11, 2010 4:58:21 am PDT #28741 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I didn't either... I was just buying cat litter.
Jessica - May 11, 2010 4:59:57 am PDT #28742 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
brenda m - May 11, 2010 5:05:49 am PDT #28743 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I did not just download an adoption application. Really.
I'm going away for a week at the end of the month so really not an ideal time anyway. t clings to thread of sanity
megan walker - May 11, 2010 5:12:38 am PDT #28744 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I love how I can resist even the adorable dog photos (although I can't believe I actually clicked on them).
ION, I am loving the running ascot joke on The Daily Show. Perhaps, somewhere in Spain, ascot man is getting the message.
Cashmere - May 11, 2010 5:16:15 am PDT #28745 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I AM NOT LOOKING AT CUTIEHEAD DOGS!
lisah - May 11, 2010 5:17:24 am PDT #28746 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
I am looking at the dogs but only to help out my friend who is thinking she is ready to adopt again after losing her (awesome) dog last year.
Barb - May 11, 2010 5:18:15 am PDT #28747 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Damn you, Sparky. Someone tell me to step away from the dogs.
AYYYYIIII!!!
Do. Not. Need Another. Dog.
Especially not one of these guys...
tommyrot - May 11, 2010 5:27:37 am PDT #28748 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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