Does anybody mind if I pass out?

Willow ,'Beneath You'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - May 10, 2010 5:28:41 am PDT #28525 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ma to leo~~~

happy first day Jesse


Sparky1 - May 10, 2010 5:28:54 am PDT #28526 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Jet Blue is having a $10 fare sale today. One of the librarians here just booked a flight to Long Beach. I cannot find any flights for me, boo!


Kat - May 10, 2010 5:30:09 am PDT #28527 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Poor Leo!

I'm not really looking forward to this week. I have a ton of stuff to do. Which is NO. GOOD.


beekaytee - May 10, 2010 5:30:26 am PDT #28528 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

it isn't obsessed over in wider culture the way Mother's Day is.

As a former florist, I can tell you exactly why this is...Biggest day of the year, baybee! Followed closely by VDday.

If some marketing company were to champion something other than ties for Father's Day...something people can be convinced men all men should be interested in...it would be just as big.

Sadly, it seems that 'loving' your dad is not as guilt inducing as moms. Wonder why that is.

Ugh. That came off more cynical than I intended. I know there are lots of people who love the idea of giving their moms flowers on Mothers Day.


tommyrot - May 10, 2010 5:36:03 am PDT #28529 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sometimes I wish I lived in Japan....

The Baby Crying Festival

Oddity Central reports that the Sensoji Temple in Tokyo, Japan, has held an annual festival for the past four hundred years that encourages babies to cry in order to improve their health:

Amateur sumo wrestlers hold the babies high in the air, and try to scare them into crying, while a sumo referee judges the match. The toddler who cries longest and loudest is considered the winner.

Japanese parents bring the babies to the contest, of their own free will, and truly believe the sumo induced crying keeps their children in good health, and wards off evil spirits. This year, 80 babies, all under one year old, participated in Naki Sumo. As you might have guessed, the whiniest contender won.


tommyrot - May 10, 2010 5:40:25 am PDT #28530 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Lost TV Pilots

Baffled! (1973)
A race-car driver (Leonard Nimoy) gets injured in a crash and suddenly begins receiving visions of murders that haven’t occurred yet. He solves the crimes before they happen with the help of a female student of psychic phenomena.

(With a great picture of a smiling Nemoy in a pink sweater.

Clone Master (1978)
A government scientist (Art Hindle) makes a bunch of clones of himself (all played by Art Hindle)then sends them out into the world to fight crime and catch evildoers. Each episode would have focused on a different clone’s adventures.

The Mysterious Two (1979)
A man must stop two popular televangelists…because they are actually evil aliens who are brainwashing humanity in order to take over the planet.

Just two?

Microcops (1989)
Two microscopic cops from outer space come to Earth in pursuit of an equally tiny intergalactic criminal mastermind. To move around the planet, the tiny cops attach their tiny spaceship to people, dogs, and birds.

Damn, that sounds awesome!

Wurlitzer (1985)
A man inherits a decaying diner and its antique Wurlitzer jukebox. The plot: In each episode, the man selects a song on the jukebox and is then transported back in time to the year that song came out. Why? To help people with their problems. In the pilot episode, he listens to a Jefferson Airplane song, goes to 1968 San Francisco, and helps a hippie quit drugs.


Nora Deirdre - May 10, 2010 5:42:50 am PDT #28531 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

movers are moving stuff! MOVING DAY!!!!


Frankenbuddha - May 10, 2010 5:43:54 am PDT #28532 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

movers are moving stuff! MOVING DAY!!!!

I take it you succeeded in finding a place for them to move stuff to then?


beekaytee - May 10, 2010 5:44:38 am PDT #28533 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Oh man, I would so watch Wurlitzer. A huge Wurlitzer organ played a prominent role in my childhood. There was a pizza joint, charmingly called Ye Olde Pizza Joint...in Hayward, CA. The entire dining room was wired to a dozen instruments, all controlled by the organ. Chucky Cheese is a piker in comparison.


SuziQ - May 10, 2010 5:47:36 am PDT #28534 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ye Olde Pizza Joint...in Hayward, CA.

I think it is still there. Or it was last time I was in that area, which has been a while now.

The Paramount theater has a Wurlitzer that is played on a regular basis. So cool.