Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 09, 2010 3:39:39 pm PDT #28452 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It must be March-ish, because I remember being in London for Spring Break and freaking out that I had forgotten, due to all the signs there.

How panic-inducing! Every year I have a mini-freakout because of my mother's phantom birthday, April 20th. It's what her birth certificate says, so it's lightly lodged in my memory as something to celebrate.


Zenkitty - May 09, 2010 3:44:35 pm PDT #28453 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm on the cusp between Baby Boomers and Gen X, and I'm not sure when my midlife crisis is supposed to be. Maybe I missed it.


Jesse - May 09, 2010 3:46:17 pm PDT #28454 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How panic-inducing!

Indeed.


tommyrot - May 09, 2010 3:46:46 pm PDT #28455 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think I had my midlife crisis when I was 22 and majoring in Actuarial Science. Long story, but I never ended up being an actuary.


Cass - May 09, 2010 3:47:56 pm PDT #28456 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm just saying, if my aunt gets a mother's day present because she has cats, I should, too! Of course, if she had done that, my eyes would have rolled out of my head.

Ah! I was misreading and wondering why you thought it was so bad that your aunt got a gift from her mom. My parents, when I lived down there, would usually do a small gift for my sister-in-law, my sister and me (because I was an awesome aunt) and I always thought it was sweet that they didn't want to exclude me.

I need food. Brain fail.


sarameg - May 09, 2010 3:53:35 pm PDT #28457 of 30001

I got a cheery yellow watering can at Ace tonight. [link] I can water my pineapple sage and chocolate mint from the deck now (they are ~15 below)!

And it is so cheery!

Haven't seen any hanging baskets I like, but am thinking of planting at least one upsidedown tomato thingies from one of the hooks. Will have to talk to the tomato plant people at the FM next week.


Hil R. - May 09, 2010 3:59:31 pm PDT #28458 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm right on the border between Gen X and Millennial. So right now, I'm either cynical or optimistic. The Times had some article a few months ago listing the things that "old people" do that "young people" don't do, and I did almost all of the old people things -- I wear a watch, I usually call someone rather than text them unless I've got a specific reason why texting would be better, and a few other things that I can't remember right now.


Burrell - May 09, 2010 4:10:28 pm PDT #28459 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That's a classic watering can, sarameg.


Kat - May 09, 2010 4:10:53 pm PDT #28460 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

At yoga, there was a big mom celebration and someone said, "We should all celebrate as we ALL mother something." Um... maybe?

I don't know. For me, mother's day is an idea I was more invested in when I didn't have kids and the first year they were alive.

We went to lunch and tried to get into Le Grand Orange without reservations (oops) then Elements Kitchen (too fancy) and we ended up at Central Park which was good but I ended up eating food I didn't quite want. Oof.

I did get a new bike helmet [link]


sarameg - May 09, 2010 4:18:09 pm PDT #28461 of 30001

Kat, that's hilariously awesome.

Burrell, I'm ridiculously pleased with it. I've not gotten one because, hey, the old litter containers have always worked just fine, if ugly. But they don't work with a 15' drop and OMGPRETTYSHINYCHEERY. And YELLOW. I like yellow on my deck (where it lives.) I'd gone in for doorstops and the prelim investigations about my stupid porch light and it greeted me.