I just saw a commercial for fruit juice. It's telling people that they should drink fruit juice because actually eating fruit is just so difficult. Seriously?
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Hil R. - May 09, 2010 5:29:54 am PDT #28365 of 30001
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Sue - May 09, 2010 5:39:36 am PDT #28366 of 30001
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Zenkitty - May 09, 2010 5:39:51 am PDT #28367 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
All that biting and chewing. I mean, really, who can do that through an entire piece of fruit? Mastication is hard.
Jesse - May 09, 2010 5:41:59 am PDT #28368 of 30001
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The one I don't understand is the stuff that's "half fruit juice, half fruit bits." Um, ew? I guess it's for fans of bubble tea and other people who want to chew their drinks...
Hil R. - May 09, 2010 5:44:18 am PDT #28369 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
one I don't understand is the stuff that's "half fruit juice, half fruit bits."
That's what this one was for. The commercial showed a woman biting into a fresh peach, and then juice drips over her hands, and then her phone rings and she doesn't have a clean hand to pick it up with, and oh no! Fruit is just too complicated!
Zenkitty - May 09, 2010 5:44:22 am PDT #28370 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
"half fruit juice, half fruit bits."
That just sounds like OJ now with Super Pulp! Gross.
Jesse - May 09, 2010 5:45:33 am PDT #28371 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The commercial showed a woman biting into a fresh peach, and then juice drips over her hands, and then her phone rings and she doesn't have a clean hand to pick it up with, and oh no! Fruit is just too complicated!
Oh yeah, that's hilarious. That should be in the thing online that's all the people in infomercials fucking up simple tasks.
Hil R. - May 09, 2010 5:46:55 am PDT #28372 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
She tries to pick up the phone with her foot.
Zenkitty - May 09, 2010 5:47:55 am PDT #28373 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
then juice drips over her hands, and then her phone rings
Man, if I had a dime for every time that's happened! ... I wouldn't have enough to buy another dime.
Connie Neil - May 09, 2010 5:49:16 am PDT #28374 of 30001
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What, nobody sucks the juice off their fingers anymore? And she needs two hands to eat a peach?