Tom, I want ita to go back in time and ask your dad if he watches Firefly.

Man, that's a great plan. I fully support it. Tom, I'm very sorry.

This is why I will not go to haunted houses and yet my mother to this day will insist -- INSIST -- that I liked them as a kid.

In theory, I should LOVE haunted house -type things. LOVE. I'm a big fan of the horror genre, and I want to move into the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland. And yet, every time I have gone to a haunted house attraction, I do not have fun. My suspension of disbelief is too strong for my own good, sometimes.

(But I would LOVE to work at a haunted house attraction. Oh, that would be fun!)

I wish both nearby malls had food courts, instead of just the one.

NO, NOT A MALL!

(Too many entrances.)

wait, jesse, why a food court?

Zombies, in my world, are slow. And the people with whom I work are stupid. I might get by on my wits alone.

Oh man, does the spring time smell of major jasmine remind anyone else of Angel?

Whoo! Grr!

I admit, I'd use the apocalypse as an excuse to change my wardrobe and kill things. Saving people and extending my own life...sure, if it happens. I am so not the story's hero.

Hmm. I don't own a chainsaw. That could be a problem.

I admit, I'd use the apocalypse as an excuse to change my wardrobe and kill things.

What would be your apocalyptic wardrobe?

Me, I'm picturing one of those vests with a billion pockets and places to attach grenades, etc. that Hollywood military types wear.

eta: Obviously there would be pants as well.

I love rollercoasters. I love spinny, pukey thrill rides. My all time favorite rides are swing rides. My favorite rides at Cedar Point are Airmax: [link]

And Skyhawk: [link]

Both are whackadoo crazy hydraulic swingy rides that rock my world.

Very good news indeed, Burrell!

I just had 2 slices of pizza (frozen pizza, but still pizza)

Totino's Party Pizza?

That's great news, Burrell!

My last apartment would have been pretty defensible in a zombie apocalypse if I'd had an axe to knock off the external staircase. It was on the third floor, and the stairs were wood. In my current, ground floor apartment with the nice big windows I'd be brain salad in a quickly stilled heart beat.

Oh Tom, I just want hug you for days.

I, for one, LOVE rollercoasters and I think mac does too. He is terrified once we are on them, but then does want to go again. I have ridden so many rollercoasters in a row that I could barely walk. My equillibrium was messed up for like 12 hours.