Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - May 06, 2010 6:22:05 am PDT #27666 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh, there should be a shiba inu puppy vs. red panda cute off!


tommyrot - May 06, 2010 6:24:03 am PDT #27667 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

there should be a shiba inu puppy vs. red panda cute off!

Such a clash of cuteness could result in a rift in the space-time continuum.


Cashmere - May 06, 2010 6:31:30 am PDT #27668 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Let's hold it at the premier of the Babies Documentary.


tommyrot - May 06, 2010 7:07:33 am PDT #27669 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Awww... my dad used to do this: [link]

eta: Because the first bit of milk a cow produces at each milking needs to be discarded anyway....


JZ - May 06, 2010 7:19:22 am PDT #27670 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Hope it's not too late, but, Stephanie, I have full PubMed access.


Stephanie - May 06, 2010 7:21:06 am PDT #27671 of 30001
Trust my rage

Oh, JZ, that's awesome. Can I email you in a half hour or so? I'm still on the train but headed back to the office now.


Stephanie - May 06, 2010 7:50:21 am PDT #27672 of 30001
Trust my rage

JZ, insent.


Theodosia - May 06, 2010 7:54:51 am PDT #27673 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Spare Cat would totally do that. In fact, one day you'd probably go into the barn and find her directly attached to a teat.


sarameg - May 06, 2010 8:27:08 am PDT #27674 of 30001

Communication is so fucking bad here today. If half the folks weren't telecommuting, I'd wonder if we were all getting CO poisoning or something.

USE THE FUCKING DISTRIBUTION LISTS. I have no fucking clue what is going on because people keep leaving me and various other critical folks off the to: line, so we're tripping all over ourselves and duplicating work and just generally making a mess.

Oh, and telecommuters? Give us the number you're actually at, please.


§ ita § - May 06, 2010 8:37:24 am PDT #27675 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Someone took my power supply while I wasn't here.

What the hell is up with that?

At least this time, I know it wasn't New Guy. But I had to sit on my thumbs during valuable catchup time this morning waiting to get hooked up again.

sara, I hear you about distribution lists. There's an "all-employee" list here that doesn't include contractors, and not everyone remembers that.

Now I'm on hold to get one of my passwords unlocked. I'm so behind on so many things...