Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - May 05, 2010 4:27:33 pm PDT #27581 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Huh, the author of that is at my institution, and people I know know her.

I think that might be one of the other humorous African Grey memoirs, flea, since I know the author of this one and she lives outside Philly.


-t - May 05, 2010 4:30:47 pm PDT #27582 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I am going to have adopt sloths for people. That's awesome. Sleeping with the sloths would be fantastic, too.

Taking my mom on a cruise (a two-hour cruise (not quite long enough for us to get stuck on a deserted isle, I hope)) with brunch. It's way more extravagant than I usually do, but she missed out on many Mother's Day brunches over the years and it'll be fun for all of us.


Zenkitty - May 05, 2010 4:31:27 pm PDT #27583 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Heifer was the goats and rabbits

Heifer has all the animals! I think you can even donate ... a camel.


Dana - May 05, 2010 4:31:58 pm PDT #27584 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I just bought these for my mother.

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sarameg - May 05, 2010 4:32:09 pm PDT #27585 of 30001

Oh, no, decisions: I wanna do another bat adoption, but I've also had my eye on some jewelry from a local artisan at the FM. Hmm.


sarameg - May 05, 2010 4:32:55 pm PDT #27586 of 30001

My dad wants to go to Costa Rica sometime. Will have to hook him up with the sloths.


flea - May 05, 2010 4:33:08 pm PDT #27587 of 30001
information libertarian

Okay, is there really a need for multiple humorous African Grey parrot memoirs? This is mine: [link]

A guy has been wite-outing things for 20 minutes 2 feet from my head, and I think I am getting stoned.


Sophia Brooks - May 05, 2010 4:35:48 pm PDT #27588 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Is the African Grey parrot the one who was in the "I am getting shagged by a rare parrot!" video? Because in that case, they may just be that interesting.


Steph L. - May 05, 2010 4:36:00 pm PDT #27589 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

People still wite-out?


amych - May 05, 2010 4:38:35 pm PDT #27590 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Is the African Grey parrot the one who was in the "I am getting shagged by a rare parrot!" video?

Nope, that's a kakapo, which aside from being a really cool species of horny bastards, is an awfully cool word.