Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.

'Bring On The Night'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - May 01, 2010 4:28:31 am PDT #26661 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Now up to the Chisellers. The beaver hole investigation is fascinating as ever. He's onto the mole rats now. One of the benefits of being back at uni is that I can access the databases of academic papers, and it's not limited to my field of study. Here are some fun facts I've picked up from searching for papers on naked mole rats:

  • Naked mole rats have two genes that act to inhibit cell growth. Humans only have one. The result: naked mole rats never get cancer.

  • Naked mole rats are the longest-lived rodents in the world, living up to 28 years or so. Their life in colonies underground is particularly well-protected - they barely need to make contact with the above-ground world at all.

  • A naked mole rat's somatosensory cortex (the part of the brain devoted to its senses), devotes nearly a third of its capacity to its front teeth alone.

  • They do not feel pain from acid or from capsaicin.

A world of awesome right there, my friends.


DavidS - May 01, 2010 4:40:46 am PDT #26662 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Naked Mole Rat Man would make an excellent Batman villain.


smonster - May 01, 2010 4:44:58 am PDT #26663 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Gnomes, mole rats, boobs, and clones. Good morning!


billytea - May 01, 2010 4:53:30 am PDT #26664 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Naked Mole Rat Man would make an excellent Batman villain.

I think a Spiderman villain myself. He seems to attract more animal-themed baddies.

Of course, this villain should be a woman. It's the females that get all the cool pheromone-based powers. Oh! And apparently the act of giving birth sets off changes in the body that causes her vertebrae to lengthen. That's got to come in handy somehow.


Lee - May 01, 2010 5:05:09 am PDT #26665 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

And nail polish! Speaking of which, Smonster, you haven't moved recently, have you?


smonster - May 01, 2010 5:07:10 am PDT #26666 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I moved about two years ago. And perhaps I should put pedicure on my to do list for today, the toes are looking sad.


Lee - May 01, 2010 5:09:10 am PDT #26667 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I was thinking since Feb recently, so good! you are next on the polish list.


Burrell - May 01, 2010 5:32:21 am PDT #26668 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

What the hell was she thinking? Then she said that was okay, because the reality show her friend got into -- boys who love boys and girls who love them -- was an epic clusterfuck. Really? Couldn't see that coming?

I understand wanting to be on a reality show like Hammer Heads--help with the front yard, for one thing. But I do NOT understand why anyone would want to be on a reality show that just wants to show people behaving like assholes and idiots. Likewise, if you've been cheating on your spouse, DO NOT agree to appear on Maury Povich, period.

In mememe news, I have achieved coffee this morning. Things are looking up.


Barb - May 01, 2010 5:38:20 am PDT #26669 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Likewise, if you've been cheating on your spouse, DO NOT agree to appear on Maury Povich, period.

Words to live by, yo.


billytea - May 01, 2010 5:38:57 am PDT #26670 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Likewise, if you've been cheating on your spouse, DO NOT agree to appear on Maury Povich, period.

I for one am willing to accept the conclusion without the qualifier.