Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?

'Time Bomb'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


smonster - Apr 30, 2010 9:37:09 am PDT #26528 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

They are. I've emailed my niece (soph. at UNC-CH) to ask what the well-appointed dorm room looks like.

Flat screen TV, Target futon, cheap full-length mirror, Target Target Target. And I'm about to see it all end up in the trash next week (sorry, I get a little snippy around move-out time).


Jesse - Apr 30, 2010 9:38:56 am PDT #26529 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Best job my roommate ever had was cleaning out dorms at the end of the year. We got so much great free stuff! Including actual money.


smonster - Apr 30, 2010 9:44:39 am PDT #26530 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

We (the general we) collect a bunch of stuff and have a yard sale for charity - last year was the first year and they made $7K, but they've done no promotion this year, so...


Steph L. - Apr 30, 2010 9:47:01 am PDT #26531 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Would it count as a human animal hybrid if I just had them splice in a prehensile tail?

Man, I *so* want a prehensile tail! Or opposable toes.


tommyrot - Apr 30, 2010 9:47:54 am PDT #26532 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or opposable toes.

A friend of mine sorta' had that. He used his powers for evil - he would often pinch people using his toes.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 30, 2010 9:50:52 am PDT #26533 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

He used his powers for evil

Well, DUH!


Sue - Apr 30, 2010 9:54:45 am PDT #26534 of 30001
hip deep in pie

We (the general we) collect a bunch of stuff and have a yard sale for charity - last year was the first year and they made $7K, but they've done no promotion this year, so...

That's what the universities do around here. They call it the Dump and Run. It's tomorrow.


Barb - Apr 30, 2010 9:55:26 am PDT #26535 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Dear heavens, but this copy editor is even more comma happy than I am. If I accepted all her changes, this manuscript would read like a transcript of a William Shatner soliloquy.

I'm not mad or anything... she's just doing her job, but damn, my head hurts.

I think I need to take a break and go cook something.


msbelle - Apr 30, 2010 9:55:39 am PDT #26536 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

smonster, I'd be up for paying shipment (slow ground shipment) for a flat screen tv. ijs.


Jesse - Apr 30, 2010 9:57:05 am PDT #26537 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We (the general we) collect a bunch of stuff and have a yard sale for charity - last year was the first year and they made $7K, but they've done no promotion this year, so...

Oh, that's nicer.