Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is, your aura? Beige.

Host ,'Why We Fight'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 29, 2010 1:38:38 pm PDT #26318 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does the first syllable rhyme with "mouse"? or "mousse"? Or any other sound?

GHOTI.

IJS.


Amy - Apr 29, 2010 1:39:16 pm PDT #26319 of 30001
Because books.

I'm copyediting a cozy British mystery right now and I have to retain British spelling (and not use a serial comma!), and it's driving me nuts. All those extra letters! My red pencil hand is all twitchy.


Dana - Apr 29, 2010 1:39:46 pm PDT #26320 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

IJS.

Speak English!


§ ita § - Apr 29, 2010 1:41:42 pm PDT #26321 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm copyediting a cozy British mystery

I think you mean a cosy British mystery, ma'am.

And yet I'm a devotee of the Oxford comma. I wish I had an iota of consistency, but I fear that ship has sailed.

eta:

Speak English!

Or American????


tommyrot - Apr 29, 2010 1:42:54 pm PDT #26322 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If GHOTI is good enough for Bat Man, it's good enough for me.


Amy - Apr 29, 2010 1:47:03 pm PDT #26323 of 30001
Because books.

I think you mean a cosy British mystery, ma'am.

She hasn't used the word coz/sy!

Ooh, look at that horror. That's the stuff of nightmares.


shrift - Apr 29, 2010 1:49:22 pm PDT #26324 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Does the first syllable rhyme with "mouse"? or "mousse"?

It does if you're Sergeant Major Sixta. POLICE THAT MOO-STACHE.


Dana - Apr 29, 2010 1:50:54 pm PDT #26325 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

If ita wants to spell it moostache, I have no problem with that.


tommyrot - Apr 29, 2010 1:50:59 pm PDT #26326 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Woman Meets Cop's Taser Outside Wrigleyville Bar

Some post-baseball shenanigans got a woman shocked with a cop's Taser outside a Wrigleyville bar Wednesday evening.

A dance-off between two guys turned into a fight and spilled into the street outside Sluggers World Class Sports, at 3540 North Clark, witnesses said.

Dance-offs often turn into fights, huh? Now I wanna know exactly how that happened....

As one of the men was being arrested, his girlfriend became "very aggressive" and grabbed the shoulder and chest of one of the officers.

Women are often very protective of dance-off-having boyfriends. It'd be like arresting a bear cub while the momma bear is nearby....


javachik - Apr 29, 2010 1:51:02 pm PDT #26327 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

It's weird. I will use "theater" when I am going to see a movie but "theatre" when I am going to see a performance.