I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 29, 2010 10:39:55 am PDT #26228 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, I have just convinced myself that it's actually good that I can't get my last project done, because it gives my replacement something straightforward to do on his own....


Gudanov - Apr 29, 2010 10:40:20 am PDT #26229 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Isn't there a Maglev train proposed for Baltimore to DC? That would be cool.


Jessica - Apr 29, 2010 10:43:36 am PDT #26230 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I really hope this person is writing a novel...


Shari_H - Apr 29, 2010 10:43:40 am PDT #26231 of 30001
Keep breathing!

Isn't there a Maglev train proposed for Baltimore to DC? That would be cool.

Unfortunately, such a project would have to stand in line behind an inter-county connector, the Purple Line, and fixing the potholes we have every 10 feet on every road around here. Car-eating potholes. With bad breath.


beekaytee - Apr 29, 2010 10:44:11 am PDT #26232 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Adding to the good news of the day...

I mentioned in February that I had proposed a member support program at my gym. After being turned down by the local GM, I went to the VP, who it turns out, loves the idea. The dotted line has been signed, my membership is now gratis and I have a great way to get my name out in front of a whole new coaching audience, learn cool new stuff AND get motivated to work out now that my personal trainerbff has moved out of town.

Lemonade, baybee!


Cashmere - Apr 29, 2010 10:49:02 am PDT #26233 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Car-eating potholes. With bad breath.

Like the one on the Geico commercial that sounds like Britney Spears?


Vortex - Apr 29, 2010 10:49:56 am PDT #26234 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

And tourists? STAND RIGHT, WALK LEFT!

I am not above a pleasant, yet booming, "Standing on the right, walking on the left, please!"

Every single time I do it, some local thanks me.


tommyrot - Apr 29, 2010 10:52:07 am PDT #26235 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am not above a pleasant, yet booming, "Standing on the right, walking on the left, please!"

I wish people did that in Chicago.

Maybe if I yell at two people for standing on the left, they'll yell at two people, and they'll yell at two people, and so on and so on....


Gudanov - Apr 29, 2010 10:53:01 am PDT #26236 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Maybe if I yell at two people for standing on the left, they'll yell at two people, and they'll yell at two people, and so on and so on....

...and that's how the riot starts.


Daisy Jane - Apr 29, 2010 10:53:53 am PDT #26237 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Congrats Hil!

Locals don't understand escalator etiquette here either. My train station has one (not all do, because it's light rail) and I can't tell you the number of times I've just missed my train because people are just standing around all willy nilly texting, listening to their iPods, or what have you. They also don't understand waiting for people to get off the train before trying to get on.

For some reason the bus people have at least figured that one out.