I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Apr 29, 2010 7:29:55 am PDT #26157 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Worst real restaurant name: Squat N Gobble. Good burgers, amazing root beer. Did a whole lot more business when they changed the name to Howie's.

Yeah, that's bad. There's a place in Milwaukee called The Rusty Skillet.


Vortex - Apr 29, 2010 7:30:24 am PDT #26158 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The stupid, it burns!

some idiot tweeters are calling for a boycott of Arizona Iced Tea products. Which are not, in fact, produced or based in Arizona. They're in New York.


tommyrot - Apr 29, 2010 7:32:02 am PDT #26159 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Worst real restaurant name: Squat N Gobble.

Still, that's not as bad as Gobble N Squat.


Jessica - Apr 29, 2010 7:32:22 am PDT #26160 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Can I boycott Arizona Iced Tea because it tastes like crap?


brenda m - Apr 29, 2010 7:32:57 am PDT #26161 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

[I can't believe I'm actually going to Arizona today for the first time ever. I feel like I'm crossing a picket.]


tommyrot - Apr 29, 2010 7:33:25 am PDT #26162 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

some idiot tweeters are calling for a boycott of Arizona Iced Tea products. Which are not, in fact, produced or based in Arizona. They're in New York.

Remember years ago when there was a rumor that Snapple (I think) had a KKK symbol on its label? The symbol was actually indicating it was kosher.


Fred Pete - Apr 29, 2010 7:34:09 am PDT #26163 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Can I boycott Arizona Iced Tea because it tastes like crap?

If I can not drink it because it's loaded with high fructose corn syrup, I don't see why not.


Gudanov - Apr 29, 2010 7:34:19 am PDT #26164 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Can I boycott Arizona Iced Tea because it tastes like crap?

Sorry, no, you have to keep drinking it.


Allyson - Apr 29, 2010 7:34:44 am PDT #26165 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just need to be all show offy.

For Secretary's Day I got:

$200 Target Gift Certificate, $50 Visa Gift Card, $50 PF Chang's Gift Card, See's Candy, three lunches so far, and two lovely cards. I feel all loved and stuff.


Jesse - Apr 29, 2010 7:36:31 am PDT #26166 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wow! That's a haul.

I should really call someone to get the information I need for my last project that I should finish by tomorrow, but I don't feel like it. I would rather take a nap, and find that she's actually responded to one of my several emails.