Nice!
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Apr 26, 2010 2:35:55 pm PDT #25285 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Ginger - Apr 26, 2010 2:38:22 pm PDT #25286 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
And then, "The thing with pieces of Communist trash, is that they just don't break."
There's a lot of Communist trash that not only breaks, but also blows up the people shooting it. The great Communist trash achievement is the AK-47, which has surely killed more people than any other hand-held weapon ever made. They are ludicrously inaccurate, appallingly machined and have a kick like the proverbial mule. However, soldiers are being killed today in Afghanistan by 30-year-old AKs that have had essentially no maintenance.
tommyrot - Apr 26, 2010 2:49:16 pm PDT #25287 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
AK-47s are easy to recognize, with their curved ammo clips: [link]
Nora Deirdre - Apr 26, 2010 2:50:09 pm PDT #25288 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
"It's a very distinctive sound!!"
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2010 2:53:28 pm PDT #25289 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Eliot FTW!
Sue - Apr 26, 2010 2:56:30 pm PDT #25290 of 30001
hip deep in pie
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Jessica - Apr 26, 2010 3:01:07 pm PDT #25291 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
How Canadians see the world :-)
BWAHAHAHA!
tommyrot - Apr 26, 2010 3:03:19 pm PDT #25292 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I am reading this wikepedia thing on the AK-47: [link]
In general, to produce a big wound, a bullet should either tumble (yaw) or break apart upon entering a body. The round fired by the AK-47 doesn't always do this:
Depending on where the bullet impacts and at what depth it yaws, the AK-47 is capable of producing a range of wounding effects. In the absence of yaw, the M43 load can pencil through lung tissue with relatively little injury.[27] On a direct hit to the cranium, hydrostatic shock can cause the head to explode.[28] Even in the absence of yaw and a large temporary cavity, a hit to the shoulder can produce significant lung hemorrhaging attributed to stress wave transmission.
So, aim for the head, not the lungs.
msbelle - Apr 26, 2010 3:04:41 pm PDT #25293 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
whoot! sold a book. I also just packed a box. kinda silly, I know, but it was all lightweight bulky kitchen stuff that I don't need out.
dinner used up some frozen sausage, a little flour and perishables. not the best I could have done, but at least not buying anything.
11.5 weeks to go.
Cass - Apr 26, 2010 3:04:48 pm PDT #25294 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
"It's a very distinctive sound!!"
Eliot!!!