Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Apr 26, 2010 12:05:07 pm PDT #25256 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Adorable bat tat, Allyson. Lovely.

I need a break from my life.


Atropa - Apr 26, 2010 12:09:27 pm PDT #25257 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Allyson, that is a lovely tattoo, and a very cute bat.


Atropa - Apr 26, 2010 12:14:09 pm PDT #25258 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

flails excitedly

Hello, I am a target market. Neutrogena Age Shield Face Sunblock SPF 110.


Jesse - Apr 26, 2010 12:18:57 pm PDT #25259 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Have you people seen about this new dirty magazine for ladies?? (Link is NSFW) [link]


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2010 12:19:15 pm PDT #25260 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A story in a small paper becomes an internet sensation!

Here is the story in its entirety:

Dog injures nose

POLICE in Ringwood are investigating the circumstances surrounding an injury to a dog’s nose.

A woman was walking her dog and puppy, when her puppy ran off.

Her dog ran after the puppy but collided with a male dog walker and his dog.

The woman's dog received an injury to his nose.

The comments are priceless. EG:

It's outrageous that something like this is allowed to happen in this country.

and

Shocked and disgusted. There's nothing but bad news now days. What sort of world are we leaving for our children?

I want this to be addressed in the next prime ministeral debates. Let's see Nick Clegg talk himself out of this one.

Then there's this update:

Dog injures nose - the update you've all been waiting for

MORE than 130,000 people logged on to view our top story today.

Even Mock the Week star Dara O’Briain tweeted about it.

What’s that, I hear you cry?

Was Cheryl Cole kissing David Beckham in the cathedral?

Nope.

Our most viewed story ever involved a dog, with an injured nose.

At only four sentences long, it probably breaks most records for page impressions per word anywhere on the web.


Connie Neil - Apr 26, 2010 12:21:56 pm PDT #25261 of 30001
brillig

Johnny Depp has instincts I admire.

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He has a yacht in the Caribbean, and it's outfitted with velvet and plush furniture and dim lighting. It looks like an early 20th-century steam yacht.


Amy - Apr 26, 2010 12:23:05 pm PDT #25262 of 30001
Because books.

I saw that today on Jezebel, Jesse. I'm tempted to get a copy.


javachik - Apr 26, 2010 12:24:58 pm PDT #25263 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

X-posted with Spikes, sorry for the spam:

Question for your smart cooking types:

I roasted a whole slew of veggies last night (you guys inspired me) and I forgot about them, so they're a leetle bit soggier than I like (but still really good--I ate a large plate last night and it was delicious). I have a lot of leftovers. Am I nuts in thinking I can puree them, add cream, and voila, cream of veggie soup? The veggies were red onion, asperagus, green beans, fingerling potatoes (with sea salt, olive oil and fresh rosemary).

Help a girl out, please?


Sheryl - Apr 26, 2010 12:27:21 pm PDT #25264 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Another rainy Monday...


Jesse - Apr 26, 2010 12:27:57 pm PDT #25265 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sounds good to me, javachik. Or maybe a fritatta?

It looks interesting, right, Amy?