Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Apr 21, 2010 6:03:05 am PDT #24180 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And thanks a lot to CNN for spoiling me for last night's goddamn episode of Lost. Which IS TOTALLY front-page news, of course.


flea - Apr 21, 2010 6:20:16 am PDT #24181 of 30001
information libertarian

Ask Moxie has a lot on the "4 month sleep regression." It is one of the classic periods of evil. (Well, disrupted sleep patterns as a result of developmental changes in other areas.)

Nine months is the other time of EVIL. You think your kid is big and settled, and BAM. Casper was up every hour all night for weeks. (She was, in general, evil in the night until age 3. Dillo was much better.)


Cashmere - Apr 21, 2010 6:21:31 am PDT #24182 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

For Glamcookie.

Owen's feverish and staying home today.


amych - Apr 21, 2010 6:24:54 am PDT #24183 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

have a martini.

To be safe, have a shot of clear liquor, possibly with some sort of vermouth in some proportion, possibly with a garnish. Unless definitional discussions help you get through the sleepless nights, in which case have a martini.


Stephanie - Apr 21, 2010 6:25:29 am PDT #24184 of 30001
Trust my rage

flea beat me to it, but I was just coming here to post 4 MONTH SLEEP REGRESSION! Seriously.


Stephanie - Apr 21, 2010 6:26:13 am PDT #24185 of 30001
Trust my rage

amych made me snorffle coffee


Jesse - Apr 21, 2010 6:26:53 am PDT #24186 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Shit I didn't say, via email: "PS: FUCK YOU."

I feel very proud of myself.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 21, 2010 6:32:10 am PDT #24187 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Dear Lord- I am annoyed at work to day by little things a) the previous mentioned Administrative Professionals Day becoming an All Staff Appreciation Day and b) other "administrative professionals" who think I am crazy for having my phone lists/cheat information on the computer instead of printed in a book. I know the computers could be down, but we are in the 21st century people.


Dana - Apr 21, 2010 6:37:01 am PDT #24188 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Thanks to last night's Daily Show, my LJ/DW name is now "Toppington Von Monocle".


Barb - Apr 21, 2010 6:46:37 am PDT #24189 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Baby was up at 2, 4, and up for the day at 5:20. Zombie Mama. He keeps going to bed too early and I can't get him back on schedule. Parents, any tips?

Keep him awake as late as possible by pretty much any means possible. We used to run ice cubes along the bottoms of Nate's feet. Seriously, that's what our pediatrician recommended, especially after I discovered that it wasn't a short amount of sleep that did me in, necessarily, but interrupted sleep. We'd get to down by eleven or midnight and he'd sleep through until six or seven and it was GLORIOUS.