Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2010 8:10:11 am PDT #23999 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was he there for a meeting?


msbelle - Apr 20, 2010 8:14:18 am PDT #24000 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Cannot see. fb blocked. wah.


meara - Apr 20, 2010 8:15:09 am PDT #24001 of 30001

That's fuckin creepy, Heather.


Amy - Apr 20, 2010 8:16:47 am PDT #24002 of 30001
Because books.

Heather, do you work on Mount Doom?!

That does looks scary realistic.


Daisy Jane - Apr 20, 2010 8:16:51 am PDT #24003 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The meeting room is named after him. I should have taken a picture of the storm trooper that greeted me at the entrance to that floor.

I was in the room with Gollum alone for a good 10 minutes before anyone else showed up. I just tried not to look.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2010 8:22:09 am PDT #24004 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When marketing goes horribly wrong: Promotions prank ends in armed police callout

A marketing stunt to promote a video game sparked an armed police callout after an actor pointed a fake gun at terrified pubgoers in Auckland's Viaduct Basin.

About 20 revellers drinking outside Degree bar dived for cover after the promotions worker threatened them with a black imitation pistol about 8pm on Friday.

Witnesses said they heard someone shout "he's got a gun" and outdoor drinkers dived behind their tables.

Degree manager Steph Kurtovich said: "This guy with bandages on his hands pointed a gun at customers sitting outside. They were pretty terrified."

The stunt, to promote the release of Xbox title Splinter Cell Evolution, was condemned by police.

Senior Sergeant Ben Offner said officers could not tell the gun was made of plastic until they had taken it from the actor.

"We consider these types of stunts to be very ill-advised and have real concerns a similar one may one day end in tragedy."

Game promoters Monaco Corporation said they hired another marketing company to organise the event and had no idea that a gun would be used.


Zenkitty - Apr 20, 2010 8:25:03 am PDT #24005 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I would have been talking to Gollum. Or for him. "My colleague Gollum here thinks your proposal is crap, but he's too polite to say so."


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2010 8:26:29 am PDT #24006 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh.

You could also have hired someone to deliver raw fish to him during the meeting.


beekaytee - Apr 20, 2010 8:26:29 am PDT #24007 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Snowflake by Tokujin Yoshioka for Kartell

pretty, indeed. But all I could think about when I looked at that furniture was...fingerprints! Oh the tyranny of fingerprints.

And then, 'Huh. If I ever get the Fortress of Solitude ready for decorating..."


Kathy A - Apr 20, 2010 8:26:47 am PDT #24008 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Oh, bizarre!

I just finished my group work evaluation for our group project for class, which we are presenting tonight. I had to allocate 100 points between the four of us, and dinged myself for being the last one to complete my portion of the paper (I was days behind the scheduled turn-in date), but I did give myself back a few points for having the initiative to interview the library director (something I don't think anyone else in the group would have thought of doing) and also for editing the final paper down from 11 pages to 9 (still a page too long, but at least it's now closer to the limit). I did say that the group deserves an A, but I deserve a B for my delay.

Sometimes, I really hate group projects--I'd much rather have the onus of my grade be on me alone.