Angel: How're you feeling? Faith: Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.

'A Hole in the World'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Apr 18, 2010 10:42:20 am PDT #23744 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Bon, were they a little slimy?

IIRC they were grilled in a salad, so I don't think so.


quester - Apr 18, 2010 11:02:06 am PDT #23745 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

That's where Kansas City Rep's prop storage is. They have a pretty amazing collection of stuff there, all amazingly well organized and cataloged. The tunnels are all large enough for semi trucks to easily navigate.

I spent many hours down there, sorting and searching! We made up stories about the people who worked down there full time. We speculated that they would be the last to know if nuclear armageddon occurred! They would only know when the snack truck failed to come around.

It also gets very, very dark when the power fails! I was down there with another grad student when that happened. The flashlight that was supposed to be by the door didn't have a battery, so I felt my way to the hand props area and found the little pen lights I had used to make fairy wands for Midsummer Nights' Dream. I then had to walk all the way into the deepest part of the cave where the other grad student was stranded! On the way back out all these little yellow green "eyes" appeared in the darkness! It was the glow-tape stuck on the backs of all the prop furniture!

Also hilarious: I ate ramps last night.

Eons ago, when we lived in Oak Ridge, TN, my father wrote a Sci-Fi story about aliens who came there to get ramps to fuel their space ship! That's all I can think of when I hear about them.


Scrappy - Apr 18, 2010 11:19:50 am PDT #23746 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I felt my way to the hand props area and found the little pen lights I had used to make fairy wands for Midsummer Nights' Dream. I then had to walk all the way into the deepest part of the cave where the other grad student was stranded! On the way back out all these little yellow green "eyes" appeared in the darkness! It was the glow-tape stuck on the backs of all the prop furniture!

This image is giving me great happiness.


DavidS - Apr 18, 2010 11:25:29 am PDT #23747 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That is indeed a great anecdote about subterranean KC.


msbelle - Apr 18, 2010 11:39:02 am PDT #23748 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

have never heard of ramps until right then, had to look up what they were.

laundry fold and put away. Tivo cleared. I think mac will be home in 30 min - an hour, I had hoped to get some stuff listed for sale, but not sure I can swing it.


SuziQ - Apr 18, 2010 12:01:12 pm PDT #23749 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I have been on a date and survived. It was just a meeting over lunch but we seemed to hit it off. First date as an adult.


quester - Apr 18, 2010 12:13:42 pm PDT #23750 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

This image is giving me great happiness.

It was like being in a horror movie "The props have eyes!"

eta: congrats, Sue!


megan walker - Apr 18, 2010 12:15:46 pm PDT #23751 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

For your consideration, William Carlos Williams captures the true meaning of polar bear:

"The Polar Bear"

his coat resembles the snow
deep snow
the male snow
which attacks and kills

silently as it falls muffling
the world
to sleep that
the interrupted quiet return

to lie down with us
its arms
about our necks
muderously a little while


Sue - Apr 18, 2010 12:26:41 pm PDT #23752 of 30001
hip deep in pie

It's snowing again. Boo.

eta: congrats, Sue!

Brrr? What did I do?


tommyrot - Apr 18, 2010 12:32:27 pm PDT #23753 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That one thing you did that one time.