I don't like the special sauce on the In'N'Out burgers. Mayo belongs on fries, not burgers.
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 15, 2010 7:11:18 am PDT #23095 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Gudanov - Apr 15, 2010 7:22:43 am PDT #23096 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Mustard for burgers, ketchup for fries, the way God intended.
Amy - Apr 15, 2010 7:24:05 am PDT #23097 of 30001
Because books.
::perks up::
Is there going to be a condiment kerfuffle?
::pops popcorn::
I like ketchup on hot dogs.
ChiKat - Apr 15, 2010 7:24:42 am PDT #23098 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I think God's a bit more open minded. Ketchup for burgers, ketchup or ranch dressing or a Wendy's Frosty for fries.
Hil R. - Apr 15, 2010 7:25:43 am PDT #23099 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Hot dogs get ketchup, mustard, and sauerkraut. Fries get ketchup. Burgers get ketchup and mustard. Do fried onions count as a condiment? Because those are a necessity on burgers. No mayo on any of those foods.
sarameg - Apr 15, 2010 7:26:56 am PDT #23100 of 30001
I like A&W's burgers. I suspect they use thousand island or something similar.
Vortex - Apr 15, 2010 7:27:29 am PDT #23101 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I like ketchup on hot dogs.
I like mayo and ketchup on hot dogs.
waits for screams of outrage and cries of sacrilege.
§ ita § - Apr 15, 2010 7:28:00 am PDT #23102 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Burgers come without onions or pickles. And only half the lettuce that was originally planned. It's really about the tomato. And mustard. And relish. Mmm, relish.
Fries can have ketchup or mayo.
Hotdogs are gross, except for those ones from Leicester Square, but that was a lifetime ago.
Sparky1 - Apr 15, 2010 7:28:35 am PDT #23103 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
I like ketchup on hot dogs
And relish.
::pops popcorn::
Make mine with a little Parmesan.
Ketchup on regular fries.
Vinegar on sweet fries.
As for burgers, it depends on my mood.
Jessica - Apr 15, 2010 7:30:28 am PDT #23104 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ketchup is an abomination and should not be used on anything.