You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Apr 13, 2010 7:00:36 pm PDT #22868 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

More Matilda, looking at Lily's birthday portrait in LJ: "I can't believe it, how Lily grows so long!"


Polter-Cow - Apr 13, 2010 7:06:17 pm PDT #22869 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Does the following line make any sense to anyone in a filk for "Tonight" from West Side Story ?

Tonight, she'll powder her pajamas and eat an onion slowly


Lee - Apr 13, 2010 7:22:37 pm PDT #22870 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ita, I sent you some more pictures.

I guess doing taxes is almost as good as cleaning for making me do such things.


Trudy Booth - Apr 13, 2010 7:39:59 pm PDT #22871 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jesus, people, can't you tell the difference between "stopped talking about it" and "just hasn't posted again yet"? You're so fucking insensitive to other peoples' feelings.

Kat, I'm sure this book is insane, but surely Potty Training in One Day has worked for somebody...


javachik - Apr 13, 2010 7:49:17 pm PDT #22872 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Amy, did the Netflix run out? 'Cause they've got streaming 30 Rock!


aurelia - Apr 13, 2010 8:27:27 pm PDT #22873 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Does anyone know anything about disenthralled? They've asked to use one of my photos.


bon bon - Apr 13, 2010 8:33:29 pm PDT #22874 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Someone puts the smackdown on Liz Lemon.

It's been awhile since I've read that, but fuck that post. I do remember that cis was completely irrelevant to the point, but used in it anyway.


aurelia - Apr 13, 2010 11:05:16 pm PDT #22875 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

In case you missed this after Glee... Vogue.


Tom Scola - Apr 14, 2010 1:48:17 am PDT #22876 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

A truly beautiful grammar rant: [link]


Sparky1 - Apr 14, 2010 3:50:44 am PDT #22877 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

I have paid my quarterly nanny taxes, for once remembering all the passwords to the online systems. Fear me.