I think she was claiming that he told her that the marriage was over. Which, well, that's the stereotypical cheating married guy's MO.

No doubt, but I started dating again while I was separated. Told quite a few women exactly that. First date with Wallybee was about two weeks before the divorce was final.

I think kids really just have to hit the point where the hassle of going in the toilet is less than the discomfort of going in their pants.

Well, having watched Emmett have a horrible time getting potty trained and then watching Matilda take to it readily I am completely mystified, though I suspect the main thing is the kid has to be self-motivated.

Dylan can pee in the potty, but seems to regard it as a trick which amuses the grown-ups and sometimes results in prizes (stickers) rather than something he might want to do for his own good.

This is kind of Emmett plus a big dose of didn't want to be bothered. Also he'd sit in a messy diaper and Matilda flips out at the thought of a drop of pee.

But she's completely day time trained now, no diaper at all. Even her night time diaper is frequently dry. Whereas Emmett was closer to five when he was fully daytime trained, and had accidents at night for a good long time. (He's all good now.)

I did know one girl who slept so hard that she was wearing a night time diaper until she was in fourth grade.

Love the idea of "Carpo," but I will say in response to this:

"Zeppo" is useless, though, right?

That, after Zeppo left the rest of his brothers onscreen, he became a very successful agent offscreen, so he was very useful!

And I'm bummed that I forgot to mention National Library Week in my class tonight.

Kathy, in the episode though, where it's used, Xander is being called "useless, like Zeppo" or something (I paraphrase).

Also if he's going through a developmental spurt with language, that's taking up a lot of his concentration, subconscious or not.

He's not. He's been an insane talking machine forever now. Today he was talking about bilateral symmetry (I swear, he pronounced symmetry better than some of my 12th graders).

But he is concentrating on EVERYTHING but the potty. This sucks.

But he is concentrating on EVERYTHING but the potty. This sucks.

The more he senses that you want him to do it, the more he'll probably ignore it, if he's anything like my kids.

My advice is back off completely, leave the potty where he can see it and use it, and just wait. He will get it eventually, I promise.

Matilda says, "Happy birthday to my friend Lily!"

She also says, "Lily is five. When she's done with it, then I can be five."

Noah's stream of consciousness puzzle solving sounds kind of adorable, really. At least from way over here. (And Matilda says the exact same "I think it's hiding" thing all the time.)

Amy, did I mention that he has been peeing in the potty and in underpants since November. NO. VEM. BER. Our daycare provider does as much of his laundry as we do. He has to be potty trained before he can go to preschool in August.

I think tomorrow we resort to M&Ms each times he goes.

Ah. See, a deadline makes it hard. We had that issue with Ben, and I was trying to be hands-off, but then his daycare teacher (who also got him off his pacifier in one day) got him to "get it" within a week. She was MAGIC.

I'm sorry! Um. Fingers crossed. Potty training is one of the hardest things to do, especially when there are outside pressures like a preschool or whatever.