Who the fuck is this Justin Bieber person? People tells me he's the world's biggest pop star, but I had never heard of him until a couple weeks ago.
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Polter-Cow - Apr 12, 2010 8:26:07 pm PDT #22596 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2010 8:40:41 pm PDT #22597 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have seen his name a million times today, and I have no freaking idea. But I'm so past the cool kids music, it's not even funny.
aurelia - Apr 12, 2010 8:44:41 pm PDT #22598 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Likewise, P-C. I'm guessing that's because we aren't 12 year old girls.
billytea - Apr 12, 2010 8:45:36 pm PDT #22599 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Who the fuck is this Justin Bieber person? People tells me he's the world's biggest pop star, but I had never heard of him until a couple weeks ago.
I completely agree. I will, however, note that I find Ludacris trying to come up with wholesome raps quite hilarious.
Dana - Apr 12, 2010 8:51:43 pm PDT #22600 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Watching QI is leading to laughing, which is leading to hacking. No fair. What's the point of being home sick if you can't watch whatever you want?
Yes, I know it's 11PM. I'm still home sick.
Trudy Booth - Apr 12, 2010 9:03:31 pm PDT #22601 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Justin Bieber a cute 12 year old boy with nicely swoopy hair. He was on SNL last week.
Barb - Apr 12, 2010 9:11:22 pm PDT #22602 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Likewise, P-C. I'm guessing that's because we aren't 12 year old girls.
Even my twelve year-old girl thinks he's creepy and talentless.
And has unnaturally huge gums.
Trudy Booth - Apr 12, 2010 9:21:20 pm PDT #22603 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
12 is probably too old to like him, 6 is more like it.
Just think, out there somewhere in the sleeping nation is some little girl who, in thirty years or so, will get hammered in a gay bar (assuming there are still "hammering" and "bars") on her birthday and make out with him. And she'll tell that story for years in any even remotely tangentially related conversation. Just like me with Leif Garrett.
It brings a tear to the eye.
bon bon - Apr 12, 2010 9:42:52 pm PDT #22604 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
You people must not be on twitter. He's not particularly different from pretty much every other 16-year-old pop star; the world will not actually end.
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2010 9:46:00 pm PDT #22605 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sometimes people make out with pop stars and don't tell the story over and over.
I must have seen him when I was trolling EW for Colin Farrell pics. Maybe a story about Colin Farrell would get told over and over. It would depend on how he smelt.