Woo hoo, facebook!
Jesse, you can get chain ladders especially for that purpose. I've seen it in SkyMall! eta: my mom wants me to get one.
Yeah, there's pretty much no way I'm going down four flights on a chain ladder hanging out my window. Edit: I mean three flights.
OMG, I am totally my mother.
I'd run down the burning stairs first, I'm 90% sure.
My mother knows me. She knows I'd be an idiot and try to get the cats. Who'd probably bolt outside anyway.
OK, apparently Ted Neely is coming to Boston in Superstar. I just can't think that's a good idea.
Ha! I worked local crew for a Neely Superstar...15? years ago. I think it's hilarious that he's still doing it.
I think it's kind of sad!
Fay, I am so sorry.
I also see a lot of semi-nude people at work. I try to avert my eyes strategically for the full on nudity, since they are students.
I worry a bit about fire, too, since I often sleep in the nude. I should probably keep a robe nearby.
I would also like to make a lot of money. I am smart and a hard worker, dammit. Unfortunately, I lack ambition in a big way.
nude sleeping is one of my earthquake fears. But if the earthquake is bad enough, no one will notice if I am nude