River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

'Safe'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Apr 12, 2010 11:04:19 am PDT #22516 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

First it was raining, then it hailed, then it was sunny, and now there's hail and sun. I am waiting for toads to start raining down.


msbelle - Apr 12, 2010 11:08:16 am PDT #22517 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

You really should not wish Magnolia on anyone.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2010 11:09:53 am PDT #22518 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is just too much. I mean, yesterday my life's like, "Uh-oh, pop quiz." Today, it's "rain of toads."


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2010 11:20:24 am PDT #22519 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I love both msbelle and ita.


Theodosia - Apr 12, 2010 11:53:25 am PDT #22520 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Oh, Fay, I'm so sorry!

In slightly-better-news-yet-not-important-enough-for-Beep-Me, I've got a phone screen interview tomorrow morning... which is further than I've gotten on 98+% of the resumes I've sent out. I guess what I needed to do was to try self-employment since before I got my certificates, because then I could claim 2 years of "experience".


Jesse - Apr 12, 2010 11:55:20 am PDT #22521 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, good luck, Theo! A friend of mine who's been out of work for a year just got a new job, so maybe things are really starting to happen out there....


Dana - Apr 12, 2010 12:09:33 pm PDT #22522 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Being home sick and watching TV is weird. I just saw a commercial for Bing that involved a vampire, and one for Reese's peanut butter cups that involved Iron Man.


bon bon - Apr 12, 2010 12:39:33 pm PDT #22523 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I've spent all day looking for the right recipe for refrigerator angel food cake with strawberries but not cool whip. Funemployment!


sarameg - Apr 12, 2010 1:05:16 pm PDT #22524 of 30001

Fay, I am so sorry.

...

I just took a bite of salad that would have caused a riot in here: stray sprig of cilantro got into my spinach, apparently.


Cashmere - Apr 12, 2010 1:07:26 pm PDT #22525 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Fay, I'm so very sorry.