This one's almost a direct life from Douglas Adams.
I thought that sounded familiar....
The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?
Buffy ,'Chosen'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 09, 2010 4:46:03 am PDT #21949 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gudanov - Apr 09, 2010 4:46:26 am PDT #21950 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
This one's almost a direct life from Douglas Adams.
My first thought. He's ruined all those kind of analogies the way humorless prose doesn't.
tommyrot - Apr 09, 2010 4:59:56 am PDT #21951 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A photo of a small child, apparently after attempting to put on lipstick: You Got A Problem?
Jesse - Apr 09, 2010 4:59:59 am PDT #21952 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Good luck, Kat.
Aw, aminals.
Gudanov - Apr 09, 2010 5:05:07 am PDT #21953 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
tommyrot - Apr 09, 2010 5:06:19 am PDT #21954 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Coolest data center ever.
All it needs is a "security guard" who's very big and tall and has a diamond in his tooth....
Tom Scola - Apr 09, 2010 5:11:42 am PDT #21955 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
GAH! All that humidity is NOT good for the equipment!
Gudanov - Apr 09, 2010 5:13:39 am PDT #21956 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
But it looks awesome.
Polter-Cow - Apr 09, 2010 5:20:54 am PDT #21957 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I wish they'd say which ones were from the humor contest, but whatever - they're still funny.
I think they're all from the humor contest. I remember seeing those years ago.
Jesse - Apr 09, 2010 5:32:32 am PDT #21958 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ha HA! Chat with HR went well, and she's going to recommend that I come in next week to meet in person. My mother was saying she thinks it's the kind of place that really cares about "fit" and I've had an excellent vibe with both of the people I've spoken with so far, so that bodes well...