My boss, who collects small British cars (including old Mini Coopers), was on a waiting list for the new Mini Cooper. But then he decided against buying one. He said, "Mini Coopers are supposed to be unreliable and leak fluids."
Let him do his thing, and then you get him out. No messing with him for laughs.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2010 11:47:56 am PDT #21816 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Daisy Jane - Apr 08, 2010 11:48:20 am PDT #21817 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
For those who believe in astrology, can you tell me how you believe it works?
The Forer effect?
SuziQ - Apr 08, 2010 11:49:23 am PDT #21818 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
In trying to convince a co-worker to switch to Office 2007 before it is mandetory in July, I actually wrote "Come to the dark side. We have cookies".
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2010 11:51:12 am PDT #21819 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Come to the dark side. We have cookies".
"And a Ribbon. A Ribbon of evil."
javachik - Apr 08, 2010 11:54:20 am PDT #21820 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
A colleague has one of the original Minis and it's adorable.
Steph L. - Apr 08, 2010 11:56:53 am PDT #21821 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Is there a MAXI Cooper?
Just curious.
§ ita § - Apr 08, 2010 11:59:04 am PDT #21822 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
With wings.
tommyrot - Apr 08, 2010 11:59:11 am PDT #21823 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is there a MAXI Cooper?
For heavier flow traffic?
megan walker - Apr 08, 2010 12:02:07 pm PDT #21824 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
It comes with a new iPad.
Gudanov - Apr 08, 2010 12:03:13 pm PDT #21825 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
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