You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Apr 06, 2010 9:40:06 am PDT #21336 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm sorry about Sam, Allyson. FEH


Sparky1 - Apr 06, 2010 9:42:33 am PDT #21337 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Court Says F.C.C. Cannot Require ‘Net Neutrality’

WASHINGTON — A federal appeals court on Tuesday dealt a sharp blow to the efforts of the Federal Communications Commission to set the rules of the road for the Internet, ruling that the agency lacks the authority to require broadband providers to give equal treatment to all Internet traffic flowing over their networks.

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Boo.


tommyrot - Apr 06, 2010 9:52:09 am PDT #21338 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, who can spot what is wrong with this headline?

Peter 'Spike' Doriean dies after tragic sailing accident

The 38-year-old Australian, who was a regular on the offshore racing circuit is believed to have died from head injuries after falling in the shower at his hotel in St Maarten in the Caribbean. He was discovered by a crew mate.


quester - Apr 06, 2010 10:10:05 am PDT #21339 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Happy birthdays to Amy and Stephanie!

Excellent dress for K-Bug!

David being rescued by P-C=awesomeness! (I'll marry you, P-C!)

Allyson, self publishing is becoming "the thing to do" or so I hear. Make the publishers sorry they passed!

Boehner is a douche!

There are great flowers in KC right now. Everything just popped, and it's wonderful! Dogwoods, redbuds, tulip tress, forsythia, and all of the daffodils, tulips, crocuses...

KC can be glorious this time of year! Perfect for your wedding, Erin!

We are still waiting for the blooming to really get going.

ION. My sister-in-law's eye operation is tomorrow morning at 7:15 am Central time. Any no cancer~ma at that time will be most appreciated.


aurelia - Apr 06, 2010 10:12:48 am PDT #21340 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

He was sailing in the shower? How big is that shower?

Happy birthday to Amy and to Stephanie!

I suppose this was inevitable. [link]


§ ita § - Apr 06, 2010 10:19:48 am PDT #21341 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I could be spicy! If I wanted to be.

Maybe tomorrow.

I thought I found a white hair the other day, but I've lost it now.

Operation~ma for your SIL, quester.

Spirit's ticket prices better be pretty damned cheap, IJS.


msbelle - Apr 06, 2010 10:25:28 am PDT #21342 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am down in my new soon to be operational offices. I do not like my new cube. low walls, very open and exposed. DO NOT LIKE!

Also WTC site. DO NOT LIKE!


JZ - Apr 06, 2010 10:35:43 am PDT #21343 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Sent to Deb just in case.

Seekrit message to Allyson: She's been salivating over the possibility of giving Sam the love and attention he deserves for months now.


Dana - Apr 06, 2010 10:39:23 am PDT #21344 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

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Don't Panic: Proper Nouns Will Not Be Allowed in Scrabble


Tom Scola - Apr 06, 2010 10:39:41 am PDT #21345 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

What building are you in, msbelle?