Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Jan 16, 2010 9:10:36 pm PST #2095 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Consumer Reports doesn't seem to think Dysons are worth the money. Here is where I pump for an online membership for CR, which is, I dunno, $20? And worth it for any single appliance purchase.


§ ita § - Jan 16, 2010 9:12:39 pm PST #2096 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But they have a ball! And balls go round corners and wheels can't.

Well, except when they do, which just isn't in that ad.


Cass - Jan 16, 2010 11:34:08 pm PST #2097 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Why bagless? Just curious why people like them.

Because I never remembered to buy bags. Then the convenience of being able to empty them out each time I vacuumed.


flea - Jan 17, 2010 2:08:43 am PST #2098 of 30001
information libertarian

Your local public library will also have a subscription to Consumer Reports. Or your local buffista librarian (ahem) could email you a pdf of the relevant article.


Trudy Booth - Jan 17, 2010 3:17:18 am PST #2099 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So, my bra issue is that the cups are too far apart, but my back is too broad. How do I resolve this?

A fitting at a place with a staff that knows their stock.

Seriously. They'll know the minutia of cup shape, position, stretchityness, for what ever infinitiely varried version of human boob with which they are presented. Mine even does alterations for free: for a while (because FUCKERS GET DISCONTINEUD) my perfect bra was a $25 Bali with the straps shortened. Magical.


Sheryl - Jan 17, 2010 4:27:59 am PST #2100 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

It's raining here. I only need to go out once today, for groceries, so I'll deal.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 17, 2010 4:34:58 am PST #2101 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Weird-ass dream last night: I was hitting on Susan Sullivan bigtime in Joey Tribbiani fashion, and my cousin Christy was running interference.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 17, 2010 4:38:05 am PST #2102 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Was she current Susan Sullivan from Castle or old school Susan Sulivan from Falcon Crest?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 17, 2010 4:43:04 am PST #2103 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Current, I think. Or maybe a little younger, like Dharma & Greg-era Susan Sullivan.

There was also something about having to rewire the closed circuit TV system of one of those reality show houses where one of the contestants had been kidnapped, but I don't recall what that had to do with the How you doin'? part of the dream.


Lee - Jan 17, 2010 5:38:21 am PST #2104 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I have an alarming lack of breakfasty foods in the house. It's kind of pointless to have good maple syrup nothing to put them on.