Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 03, 2010 9:42:20 am PDT #20683 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Real Tea Party thing is awesome. My favorite part (and I suspect everyone else's):

I think that we should attempt to have the world's mildest, most inoffensive, polite counterprotest ever held. My ideal would be for the press to come up to interview people about their opinions on tax policies and health care, and have responses such as, "Oh, dear, isn't that a rather personal question?"


Jesse - Apr 03, 2010 10:29:25 am PDT #20684 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm idly wondering if I can wander over for lunch...

Dooo it!!!


Barb - Apr 03, 2010 10:36:40 am PDT #20685 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Why is it in registration lines that I wind up next to the crowdy, overly friendly, fretful "it's taking so loooooooong and OMG we're gonna DIE before we get there!!!!" types? I'm not claustrophobic, but I do have people crowding too close and touching issues.


Consuela - Apr 03, 2010 10:40:55 am PDT #20686 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Damn, my pie crust is possibly the ugliest ever. Note to self: vegan pastry does not freeze well.


beth b - Apr 03, 2010 10:42:10 am PDT #20687 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday Tom!


megan walker - Apr 03, 2010 10:42:42 am PDT #20688 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Damn, my pie crust is possibly the ugliest ever. Note to self: vegan pastry does not freeze well.

Note to Consuela's self: It's not how it looks, it's how it tastes


Consuela - Apr 03, 2010 10:43:42 am PDT #20689 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Well, we won't find that out for some time. But at least the filling will be tasty.


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2010 11:01:11 am PDT #20690 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just ventured outside to the new convenience store around the corner. There had been an old convenience store there, but then it was held up several times and the owners closed it. Some recent graduates bought it and redid the inside and reopened it, and it's really great. They've got a bunch of stuff like canned beans and fresh vegetables (well, peppers) that none of the other stores around here have, and the guys running it are just so adorable and enthusiastic. Also, this week, they have a kosher for Passover shelf.


Barb - Apr 03, 2010 11:12:15 am PDT #20691 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Still in line. The kids have struck up conversations with kindred souls and despite my lack of costuming, I've received several compliments on my sweatshirt. (It's the "Careful or you'll end up in my novel," shirt.)


Barb - Apr 03, 2010 11:23:40 am PDT #20692 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Oh sweet zombie Jesus, the woman behind us is utterly inane. People in line have been doing a call and response with "Marco Polo!" and she asked, "Who's Marco Polo?" and she's at least my age. Oy.