Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Apr 03, 2010 4:04:31 am PDT #20631 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Happy Birthday, Tom!


§ ita § - Apr 03, 2010 4:20:10 am PDT #20632 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, Tom!


Calli - Apr 03, 2010 4:41:59 am PDT #20633 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Happy birthday, Tom!


Sheryl - Apr 03, 2010 4:46:37 am PDT #20634 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday Tom Scola!


JZ - Apr 03, 2010 4:56:52 am PDT #20635 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Felicitations, Tom! The day of your birth is a joyful day for all of us!


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 03, 2010 5:08:10 am PDT #20636 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Happy Birthday Tom!


Nora Deirdre - Apr 03, 2010 5:18:25 am PDT #20637 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Happy birthday, Scola!


Steph L. - Apr 03, 2010 5:31:30 am PDT #20638 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOLA!!!


Kat - Apr 03, 2010 5:37:52 am PDT #20639 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Happy birthday, Tom!

I have a meeting at the hospital today and I'm finally (FINALLY!) taking the NICU baskets in.


Lee - Apr 03, 2010 5:40:58 am PDT #20640 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM!