Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 02, 2010 6:51:28 am PDT #20424 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, can you see it here? [link] It's just too good. On the left-hand side, you can see Dad holding daughter on the bunny's lap.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2010 6:53:33 am PDT #20425 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, can you see it here? [link]

Heh. I mean, poor kid. She's gonna need therapy.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2010 6:57:45 am PDT #20426 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Police in Spain arrest Viagra robber

Spanish police say they have detained a man suspected of robbing 10 pharmacies at gunpoint, taking their money and all available boxes of Viagra.

...

The authorities suspect the 43-year-old man of selling the pills on the black market, where they are sought by users for recreational purposes.

Combined with the illegal drug Ecstasy, the anti-impotence pill is well known on the club scene as Sexstasy.


Jesse - Apr 02, 2010 7:02:15 am PDT #20427 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

She's gonna need therapy.

Yeah, because she has the kind of parents who say, "She'll hate this! You GET THAT SHOT." But really, I think at this point, she hates most things. Cranky baby.


shrift - Apr 02, 2010 7:08:22 am PDT #20428 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I need to write a performance review before I leave at 2:30. I'm not entirely sure how that's going to happen. I may have to resort to self-bribery.


Dana - Apr 02, 2010 7:28:02 am PDT #20429 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

TALK MOAR.


Lee - Apr 02, 2010 7:30:33 am PDT #20430 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

SRSLY


Allyson - Apr 02, 2010 7:30:56 am PDT #20431 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Um, um, I'm planting my garden this weekend!

Chives, garlic, sweet basil, sage.

Pansies most definitely. More aloe. I'm going to try for tomatoes and strawberries when it gets warmer. Maybe a rose bush.

I have no idea how to rescue my dying lemon tree, and it makes me sad.


Lee - Apr 02, 2010 7:31:11 am PDT #20432 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Dana, when are you getting to Seattle for the con next week?


Lee - Apr 02, 2010 7:32:19 am PDT #20433 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

No cilantro, Allyson?