Olathe. We live in JoCo. There's a gazebo in front, the judge says. Hmm. Weather forecast says showers, but it's a week away; I ain't gonna fret.
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Apr 01, 2010 7:03:51 pm PDT #20385 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
quester - Apr 01, 2010 7:08:54 pm PDT #20386 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Oh, I never ventured that far out. I hope it's beautiful!
§ ita § - Apr 01, 2010 7:24:37 pm PDT #20387 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
God, Supernatural is killing me tonight.
sarameg - Apr 01, 2010 7:25:21 pm PDT #20388 of 30001
All I have to say is WTFF: [link]
and man, science and civics education....oy. Mr. Smith, Ms. Grace and Mr. Shock are all weeping now. tip over??? Huh?
kat perez - Apr 01, 2010 8:26:40 pm PDT #20389 of 30001
"We have trust issues." Mylar
That video cannot be real. Please tell me he was playing an April Fool's joke?
Ginger - Apr 01, 2010 8:41:53 pm PDT #20390 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
He's my representative and claims it was a metaphor:
Johnson issued a written statement Thursday as the mockery mounted.
"I wasn't suggesting that the island of Guam would literally tip over," he said. Johnson said he was "using a metaphor" to describe how adding more military personnel to the tiny island "could be a tipping point which could adversely affect the island’s fragile ecosystem and could overburden its stressed infrastructure."
Sigh. And one of his primary opponents is evil.
aurelia - Apr 01, 2010 9:16:58 pm PDT #20391 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Rent! I better write that check now while I'm thinking about it. (I just thought I'd post this in case others needed the reminder, too).
Lee - Apr 01, 2010 9:54:53 pm PDT #20392 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
ME! Thank you!
sarameg - Apr 02, 2010 4:26:42 am PDT #20393 of 30001
If your metaphor needs a press release, you are probably doing it wrong.
Jessica - Apr 02, 2010 4:50:50 am PDT #20394 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Plain sometimes, smothered in butter and bacon salt others.
There's something almost poetic about the fact that matzoh with butter and bacon salt is, despite all appearances, kosher for passover. (Oh bacon salt! Is there anything you can't do?)